How is the kiwi above you in bed?

A true lover. Knew how to use his freaky alien dick to its full potential and was willing to let me adjust to its freaky shape.
 
Pretty decent with the plastic bag over the head.

Yes, I am observing furries when deprived of oxygen. It's for science, so it all works out.
 
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Assured me that he had the prescription for the diagnosis of "hysteria" he gave me
 
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We sounded each other with our guns. Interesting experience.
 
A man once said "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal."
It wasn't much dangerous when I used my guns :tomgirl:
 
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Had "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" blasting out of his stereos during the whole thing.

It wasn't even the Elton John version, it was the in-movie version where Timon and Puumba started and ended the song.

It was kinda awkward.
 
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We made out on top of the huge mech I destroyed, flames dancing around us
 
Tried to have sex with me in the lion exhibit at the zoo. I refrained and the keepers don't have to feed the lions tomorrow.
 
Actually was on board with the testing. Sadly, the nurse outfit didn't fit. 6/10, will try again with better nurse outfit.

Day 8: Subjects hereby designated "Cricket" and "Reynard" seem too similar to humans to be explained by evolution. Mutilations, perhaps? Surgeries? Either way, they have nice butts, so it's all good. Physically identical to average human males beyond fur and skeletal structure. More tests are needed.
 
Taught me the proper, scientific way to dissect/mutilate and let me stick my dick in the test subject. I learned a lot.
 
Day 12:
Restoration efforts on the corpse found, hereby designated "Meat Puppet" are going smoothly. While I will not copulate with the corpse, due to the massive amounts of plastic surgery I gave it, as well as the formaldehyde I immersed it in being a biohazard, I will get the interns to screw it instead. They've been stuck in the corpse fridge for a few days now, I think they'll like it.
 
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Burst in to the bedroom where I was with @Reynard and shot me in the head. Confiscated my body "for science".
 
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Found this one in the bodybag next to me. They were kind enough to let me do all the work.
 
Day 14:

Corpse designated "Meat Puppet" not in prior location. Interns deny moving the body. Tension mounting.

I have sealed the doors and armed myself. It is only a matter of time.
 
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