How is the kiwi above you in bed?

I couldn't forgive him for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Did not bang.
 
I don't believe that man ever went to medical school. Escaped out a window.
 
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I told you that the Harvard Yale Princeton Brown School of Amazing Doctors was legit!

He ran too quickly.
 
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Brought his work to bed with us. Proceeded to stab the corpse he "borrowed" and had me watch as he fucked each individual hole. Thinks maybe he enjoyed it more than he let on.
 
Wiped their genitals on the bed sheets when they were done.
 
After we made out in a Phuket hotel by the beach, she introduced me to this cool place where you can get massaged by pythons. How cool is that? :cool:
 
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We made out in a hotel room. When I pulled out my cock, he said it was too small and called the black hunky muslim receptionist, who proceeded to fuck the brains out of him. I jacked off on the side as he was being ravished.
 
Tried some roleplay as a superhero (him) and the nemesis (me), but it turned out that he knows jack shit about the series in general. Left him with a pity handjob and all 4 seasons on Blu-ray.
 
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