How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Meat_Puppet]

He insisted we meet in a dark room, thought maybe he was bashful. Turns out he was hiding from the law. 8/10 would definitely do again.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

Creepy as fuck. And she likes it that way. Like, I can't reiterate this enough.

 

[Antipathy]

Held me down and force fed me kumquats. No sex happened, although he enjoyed it. I ran as soon as I could.

Would go again.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Wanted to do it in the back alley. Was very uncomfortable. Treated me to dinner afterwards, so it's all good.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Creepy as fuck. And she likes it that way. Like, I can't reiterate this enough.

You wouldnt have it any other way.

 

[Animewasamistake]

i had to scrape lube out of my ass for days 9/10

 

[Ravenor]

Despite not using a Doosh they were clean where it mattered 8/10 would sodomise again.

 

[Animewasamistake]

Best mind fuck ever

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Wouldn't shut the fuck up about tentacles and blurred genetils. 2/10.

 

[Cake Farts]

Lives up to his name 133949494949/10

 

[DrJonesHat]

Things were fine until her psycho ex showed up. But she drove him off using her night-school ninja skills. 10/10 would risk life for again.

 

[Chill Fam]

Arrived in Indiana Jones attire and implored me to call him such. 6.5/10.

 

[Ntwadumela]

She offered to do Nyotaimori, which I gladly accepted.
Sushi and the nude, who could resist!

 

[Jeremy Corbyn]

His tiger came in at 3am, I was not happy.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Weak nazi LARPing and no effort in their cosplay.

3.14/10

 

[Antipathy]

Was a small, prepubescent, purple child. Dissected for science.

 

[fishercat]

Was into shibari. Let me top. 7/10

 

[Chill Fam]

Bought an entire bucket of Szechuan sauce and poured it all over me. 7/10.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Insisted on dressing up in Vocaloid cosplay. 2.5/10.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Set a very mysterious atmosphere. 8/10 was spooped.