How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[fishercat]

Lit so much incense that I almost threw up. Pretty vanilla but not too bad otherwise.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Lit so much incense that I almost threw up. Pretty vanilla but not too bad otherwise.

Dressed up as Rose Lalonde a shitty Homestuck cosplay. 9/10.

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

psychologically abusive but physically tender

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

That hoard of Perishable Dry Goods was so beautiful. I hope to see you again soon.
8/10

 

[Meat_Puppet]

While riding him I couldn't help but wonder what Simpson's character he reminded me of. Would do again. 7/10

 

[Zeorus]

Reverse cowgirl would have been better had she not worn spurs.

 

[Zim]

It was as close to having sex with a meme and you can get. It was repetitive and ended up on my FB feed.

 

[GS 281]

best pawjob ever

 

[Antipathy]

Diapers are a massive turn off. Ended up preforming appendectomy instead of anal.

 

[MistressCaridad]

He actually ended up doing a thyroidectomy on me instead, so I can't rate him in bed... but otherwise 10/10 would let him perform major surgery on me again.

 

[Antipathy]

Very late to come. Poor patient. Would not recommend.

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

The prostate exam was thorough. A little too thorough for my tastes.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Had a bit of fun kinky vampire sex. Woke up startled to his screams of agony as his arm bursed into flame. Forgot to mention there was an open window near the bed. Would do again 8/10.

 

[ES 148]

Mediocre, not even a quick shiv to the arm to get me worked up. Just doesn't understand the finer things in life.

 

[Antipathy]

Tested positive for every single STD I am aware of, including Feline AIDS.

Let an intern bang her instead, and that was fun to watch.

 

[Pina Colada]

It was fun dominating as the "head nurse", with a large dose of TLC (and cuddling) afterwards.

 

[Terrorist]

Got papercuts in some very unpleasant places. 2D ain't all it's cracked up to be, fellas.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Told me the sex was considered an "inside job". I didn't get the joke until after the sex. 7/10

 

[c-no]

Played my meat like a puppet. 10/10.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Gout.