How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Prescribed 40 cc.'s of love to me. I'm not really sure what a cc. is, but he told me it stood for 'colossal cock.' I was dubious of his definition, but went along with it. Had me singing Dr. Feelgood by morning's light.
 
very poetic Like a majestic stampede of unicorns but instead of horns there were dicks. I am writing this from an intensive care unit
 
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Brought a nice looking Japanese broad for Nyotaimori.
Worth it
 
Cums like a semen version of an Itano Circus while leaving cinnamon smelling vapor trails in all rainbow colors except blue because reasons, while the invincibility jingle from Sonic the Hedgehog plays in perfect tune to his movements.
 
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Gives me a dead stare. Much worse than starfish sex.
 
Woke up in a bathtub full of ice. Kidneys were gone. She didn't even leave a note. She thought she stole my kidneys but really she stole my heart. (:_(
 
We did the HOUOU KYAKU
ATATATATATATATATATAA
WATAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
Wasn't too thrilled when he brought a lion, but it turned out to be better than expected.
 
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Don't know what the hell I just had sex with, or how it ended up in my bed. But it was kind enough to make breakfast in the morning.
 
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We were interrupted by angry incels calling me Chad and demanding I return the last boyfriend free girl to the internets.
 
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It was literally like fucking a fish. Then got larger but still smelled like fish. 4/10
 
Brought some Argentine Señoras to tango with
Great time, will do again
 
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