How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

His lion kept trying to hump me. Ignoring that, it was fine 7/10

 

[Zarkov]

He used his psychic powers to stimulate my rectum, but sadly was a bit heavy-handed and made me empty my bowels in the process. It was literally shit, 0/10.

 

[WW 635]

Said he would show me why he chose his username and then raped me while quoting Johnny Depp. 9/10

 

[Ntwadumela]

We shot each other with tranquilizer darts in the South American rainforest and kept going at it until we tracked each other, eventually getting knocked cold. When we woke up, we had the greatest lovemaking the forest gods have ever witnessed.
10/10 will do again

 

[Zeorus]

When you asked me if I'd care for a cigar after dinner was finished, this was decidedly not what I had in mind.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

The sex was ok, and had only one cheesy pick up line "Hey babe, wanna bone?". 6/10

 

[Captain_Asshole]

The meat was good.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Lived up to the name

 

[Deadpool]

Was gentle and tender, yet as virile as the lions he so admires. However he kept screaming "allah akbar" so 8/10

 

[c-no]

Very volatile, even with an additional partner.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Outright refused to let me use the strap on. Said something about anal blockage. And that was when the rape drugs set in and he was mine for the night. Packed that shit TIGHT!!! 9/10

 

[Deadpool]

After I cut the strings she just laid there like a corpse which was pretty cool, but then Satan got mad I broke his doll. That ended up with me in the pits of hell being tortured for a few centuries, 1000/10 would do again.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Scars DO make for an interesting sensation~ also loves cock and ball torture!

 

[Meat_Puppet]

A horse face wasn't the only steed-like part she had while she wearing me like a sock. 7/10
Didn't appreciate the horse shoe up my ass.

 

[Ntwadumela]

We did it in the middle of the scorching Kuwaiti desert for a more authentic feeling of sex in Hell.
Quite pleasurable actually

 

[HY 140]

sex so good, I came like when one of his bomb go off in London

 

[DrJonesHat]

Good technique, but she kept rambling on about how we were fulfilling Biblical prophecy by conceiving the AntiChrist. I left and dread the paternity suit.

 

[Overcast]

Felt weird having sex with a hat. Especially one who kept insisting that he is not a lizard before and DURING sex.

It was an interesting experience though I'll give him that.

 

[Ntwadumela]

He came over with Japanese women that we decided to have an orgy. In a house near a sacred Shinto temple that is

 

[cypocryphy]

It was so good he finally renounced the lies of Muhammad and became a polytheist.