How old does Chris look to you?

[snowkitten91]

I don't know. How old is Honey Booboo's mother?

 

[Connor Bible]

To be frank, he looks older than he should. He looks rather sad in the previous picture.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

The similarity between OPL and Honey Boo Boo's mom is uncanny.

 

[Mourning Dove]

The similarity between OPL and Honey Boo Boo's mom is uncanny.

But at least Honey Boo Boo's mother already has her Lovequest fulfilled and several daughters!

 

[MrTroll]

This topic needs a poll. I'd vote 45, myself.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Late 30's. 39 going on 40 this February I'd be easily convinced by someone else if I didn't know any better.

He really needs some diet improvement and some exercise daily immediately over the rest of his thirties or else it's going to get really, really ugly in a few years.

 

[homerbeoulve]

He looks like in his mid 40's with a bad case of mid-life crisis.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

He looks like he's in his early to mid 40s. I have coworkers who are that age who don't look as aged as Chris does. The only thing that makes him look younger than about 43 - 45 is the horrible acne.

For Reference:

[Chris picture]

Yeah, I'd have to throw in my vote with everyone else and say mid-40s at the earliest. What really gets me (in this particular image) are those super-pronounced bags under his eyes. Someone on here compared that line as almost like a scar, and I have to agree. It just makes the bags all the more obvious. (Honey BooBoo's mother, while not looking too young either, comes off as looking slightly younger than Chris just because she doesn't have quite so obvious bags under her eyes.) His greasy tomgirl hair doesn't exactly flatter him either; I imagine if he cut it to something closer to the Classic Chris days, he might get off a little better in the looks department, but not by much.

 

[Mourning Dove]

He looks like in his mid 40's with a bad case of mid-life crisis.

Or a bad case of homelessness.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Definitely somewhere between 39 to 45 years old.

There's no way in Hell can I believe he's only 32.

 

[Picklepower]

He looks like he's about 45, Its hard to believe he is only like 32. Man I'll admit its kinda sad to think about, but Chris is basically wasting his entire life.

 

[applecat]

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

 

[Picklepower]

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

Damn Chrissy is lookin SEX-eey, What a Twink 10/10 would bang!

 

[Mourning Dove]

His skin really does not look healthy in any of the recent pictures.

 

[MrTroll]

His skin really does not look healthy in any of the recent pictures.

At least it doesn't look as greasy as it used to.

I think the most alarming feature of his rapidly deteriorating visage is the 'eggplant' shape: hollowed out temples and fat, bloated cheeks. That stuff is not easy to fix without plastic surgery, even if he got his diet and hygiene in order.

 

[Burning Love]

45-50 depending. My father is in his late 40s, a drug addict, basically always in bed due to severe pain, only drinks mountain dew/coffee, and smokes 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day... but looks better than Chris. By far. Also looks about ten years younger than Chris looks, too.

 

[Wall of Originals]

He easily looks like he is in his mid-forties. Bu that Wal-Mart picture makes him look like he is in his fifties.

 

[QI 541]

He'd look younger if he wasn't frowning in all of his recent pictures.

 

[alterid]

What really gets me (in this particular image) are those super-pronounced bags under his eyes. Someone on here compared that line as almost like a scar, and I have to agree. It just makes the bags all the more obvious.

Pretty sure that's where his glasses sit on his face. Being puffy like that combined with ill-fitting glasses will do that.

 

[Spatchmo]

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

He actually looks like he is in his 50s here. At least Jerry Seinfeld thinks Chris is still a teenager.