How old does Chris look to you?

[Pikonic]

On a good day: 35-40
On a bad day (the Wal mart picture) 50s

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

What really gets me (in this particular image) are those super-pronounced bags under his eyes. Someone on here compared that line as almost like a scar, and I have to agree. It just makes the bags all the more obvious.

Pretty sure that's where his glasses sit on his face. Being puffy like that combined with ill-fitting glasses will do that.

Ahh, that would make sense. I know I get reddish marks on the side of my nose where the nose pads sit; someone like Chris, probably with cheap (or at least badly fitting) frames would get something worse/more obvious.

(His poor taste in glasses is another thing, though he likely goes for cheapness over quality. Not that that's the worst thing about his appearance, but you'd be hard-pressed to pick out just one thing that makes him look especially bad.)

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

In his mid 20s before trolling times he did look his age. Now he definitely looks like a trashy mid 40s housewife who has had a few kids. Sad thing but those housewife are actually old and ugly but getting laid (or were) and chris int even that lucky.

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

He actually looks like he is in his 50s here. At least Jerry Seinfeld thinks Chris is still a teenager.

I will never understand why this was his "rate me" picture. He looks so miserable and ugly. A real "tom girl" would have tried.

 

[Chairman Meow]

What really gets me (in this particular image) are those super-pronounced bags under his eyes. Someone on here compared that line as almost like a scar, and I have to agree. It just makes the bags all the more obvious.

Pretty sure that's where his glasses sit on his face. Being puffy like that combined with ill-fitting glasses will do that.

They've come and gone over the years, but he's had those lines on his face most of his life.

Spoiler

Bad diet, bad exercise, bad sleeping habits, bad personal grooming probably all make them worse.

 

[Count groudon]

What really gets me (in this particular image) are those super-pronounced bags under his eyes. Someone on here compared that line as almost like a scar, and I have to agree. It just makes the bags all the more obvious.

Pretty sure that's where his glasses sit on his face. Being puffy like that combined with ill-fitting glasses will do that.

They've come and gone over the years, but he's had those lines on his face most of his life.

Spoiler

Bad diet, bad exercise, bad sleeping habits, bad personal grooming probably all make them worse.

Shit man, looking at that picture after seeing all the modern pictures, it's hard to believe that little kid with the deer in headlights stare is now a fat, toadish transvestite. it's kind of sad really.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

It won't be long before Barb is passing Chris off as her husband when they go out.

 

[Sakamoto]

It won't be long before Barb is passing Chris off as her husband when they go out.

They will probably at least be mistaken for a couple, assuming Barb ever goes out.

I figured that when Barb died Chris could hide her body in the hoard and assume her identity to keep collecting her retirement checks.

Anyway, I agree that Chris currently looks to be in his early 40s. And currently acts like he's 12.

 

[The Dude]

Middle aged. Hell he's probably "elderly" considering his health.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I will never understand why this was his "rate me" picture. He looks so miserable and ugly. A real "tom girl" would have tried.

He's still hoping a supermodel will fuck him out of pity and be his new mommy if he just looks miserable enough.

My dad is 63 and looks healthier then Chris.

 

[Dollars2010]

I'd say early to mid forties or so going from his recent photos.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

The car picture makes him look like he's in his late thirties, but in this picture he definitely looks mid-forties to early fifties.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Classic Chris: Large, fat 12 year old boy.

Tomgirl Chris: 40 year old obese woman.

Vaguely post-tomgirl Chris: Monstrosity of indeterminate gender and indeterminate age.

 

[Overcast]

I'll ape what a lot of other people said and say early 40's.

God I hope I don't age that much later on.

 

[Tomboy]

He looks like mid to late forties. He's not aging well, that balding is getting worse, those drooping eyelids and the double/triple chin keeps getting bigger.

And I'm 23 and I still get mistaken for an older teen as well, I also have a young looking face as people tend to say.
I can probably count on my fingers how many times I wasn't carded for alcohol.

 

[Zim]

I'll be nice and just say the Walmart photo was a lot of bad lighting and him just having a bad day. He does look easily in his mid forties in it though.

Most of his other photos he looks 35 - 40 but it has a lot to do with his "zero effort" policy. Reduced hygene and ratty cloths make him give off a vibe of someone who works at a junk yard. A shorter style haircut would really do him some good to make him look younger too.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Late 30's to early 40's. The way he dresses doesn't help either. It's bland and has nothing to reflect his age. It's the type of thing you see on a low income mom in her 40's who just stopped trying. Just because you shop at Goodwill doesn't mean you have to look like you shop at Goodwill.

Even after he opens his mouth I imagine some people might mistake him for a 40-50 year old woman. Chris is technically successful in looking like a female in that regard.

 

[cypocryphy]

A good idea is to ask someone who has never seen him before how old they think he is. (using his 'rate me' picture...y'know, since it's the worst) If I see my brother today I'll try to ask him.

 

[Venusaur]

A shorter style haircut would really do him some good to make him look younger too.

"Short cut; NO."

 

[champthom]

Late 30s, possibly early 40s.

If I was selling him alcohol, I wouldn't bother carding him.

 

[CatParty]

I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

what i love most about the walmart picture is that he used it in his "rate me 1-10" post. if it weren't chris, you'd know that person was joking around. because there is not really a much worse overall picture of him (outside of the nudes)