How to enjoy life again as you get older?

[Never Scored]

It's not really a matter of pity alone, I do love and care about her, if I hated her guts I would have left ages ago during some of the worst fights. She's a nice girl most of the time, and we tolerate each other's flaws, share a lot of interests in cartoons and video games. If anything I'm selfish for wanting more experiences outside of that.

I mean, I don't know you, I'm not going to tell you to break up with your girlfriend, but so far you've said you've been with her since you were a teenager, you can't sleep unless she goes to her parents, you thought about leaving multiple times, you'd promised yourself you'd leave by 30 and you feel sorry for her.

Don't take my advice alone, talk to people you know like your parents or friends or whoever, again I want to stress I do not know you and I'm only getting the bits and pieces you post here, but it really sounds like you resent your girlfriend and haven't had the balls to leave for years.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Lemon party.

 

[Recoil]

Have you considered getting a sports car and fucking 20-somethings? Just trawl around the community college campus in your used Miata and keep a gram or two of shitty blow in your hip pocket.

 

[No Exit]

Have you considered getting a sports car and fucking 20-somethings? Just trawl around the community college campus in your used Miata and keep a gram or two shitty blow in your hip pocket.

That's some awful advice, you're not picking up anyone up in a Miata.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Sounds like an elderly person from the title...
>click
>grew up in the 90's
>obsessed with Internet culture
>doesn't want to grow up or change at all

Whelp, OP, I would say...

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Substance. Abuse.

 

[Pissmaster]

If anything I'm selfish for wanting more experiences outside of that.

No you're not

What @Never Scored said sounds about right. Is she your very first and only serious relationship? Seems like it. Yeah, breaking up is gonna hurt, but it just really sounds like you're fucking miserable and need to move on. You two aren't the same people you were when you were teenagers. Plus, you don't need to feel sorry for her, like she's gonna be alone - women can move on and find someone new in no time. Hell, I felt that way about my first girlfriend, but when we finally broke up, she started dating immediately and was married within a year.

She'll be fine, dude. You do you.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

It's not really a matter of pity alone, I do love and care about her, if I hated her guts I would have left ages ago during some of the worst fights. She's a nice girl most of the time, and we tolerate each other's flaws, share a lot of interests in cartoons and video games. If anything I'm selfish for wanting more experiences outside of that.

Have you guys ever discussed studying Torah together? Apparently it turns even the foulest wife-beating, pedo gorillas into Pinnacle Man. If it can do that for Marshall Casterson, imagine what it could do for you....

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Substance. Abuse.

Right. When you have an addiction you're almost solitarily focused on feeding it and nothing else. For example, I am out of chewing tobacco and I don't care if the world is dying, I want some goddamn Kodiak.

 

[TFT-A9]

better kick off now before shit gets any realer bruh

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It's not really a matter of pity alone, I do love and care about her, if I hated her guts I would have left ages ago during some of the worst fights. She's a nice girl most of the time, and we tolerate each other's flaws, share a lot of interests in cartoons and video games. If anything I'm selfish for wanting more experiences outside of that.

Is she above 200lbs? Employed? Either way just leave, she will have a new partner before you do if this is your first relationship and you're 30+, so don't feel sorry for her.

 

[Cilleystring]

Some of the answers given have made me happy just knowing that even on a despicable femnazi site like this, there are still wonderful wholesome people who care about others

 

[Otterly]

the cure for everything is salt water: tears, sweat, or the sea.

 

[Niggernerd]

Joining the Yakuza is pretty great. You get to go ORRRRRRA when you bash a yellow niggas head in with a oak wood sword.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Join the infantry, we always need cannon fodder. You can suicide by haji/bugman/ñigger/beaner and be useful at the same time.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

Just commit crimes to spice your life up. Start small and build your way up until you’re basically living a 5star GTAgame.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Really? Being a kid fucking sucked. Everyone told you what to do and you had no freedom. As an adult you can do anything you want. The only catch is that you have to deal with the consequences of your actions. You can even kill people. You would just have to deal with the cops and big black men in jail afterward.