how to handle a girl with extreme mood swings?

[theshitposter]

ok i exaggerated a lil bit

edit: she likes my edgy joking style and we constantly rib each other. but sometimes out of the blue she's gets upset over my words

edit: those suggesting me to ditch her, not an option. slim bod, big tiddies, super loyal, freaky yet shy, untouched from feminism (yet) , hates muslims (), knows how to cook, loves kids. that's a package. the only problems are that she's vegetarian and bipolarish

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Replace her mood swings with stockholm syndrome, or just tell her to exercise/meditate. Helps somewhat.

 

[Agran]

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kill her
KILL HER
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[ANF]

Start having mood swings of your own to fit hers

 

[Just A Butt]

revert the edit and then stick it in her pooper you coward

 

[axfaxf]

Don´t stick your dick in crazy.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

From my experience, you can't.

 

[Marika]

What are you ribbing her about when she gets upset?

 

[NigKid]

You dont care, either she tells you exactly what bothers her and you can decide if you agree with it and are willing to change, or you can just keep going and if she gets annoyed for no reason its not your problem.

 

[OpenBASED]

Smack the shit out of her.
It's YOUR responsibility to make sure your pet whamin behaves.

 

[Takodachi]

You dont, unless you are directly responsible you shouldnt be enabling her schizo episodes.

 

[Spl00gies]

Editing your OP? How often do you "fall down the stairs"?

 

[Snuckening]

Get a bunch of dudes to gangbang the piss out her. 8 to 10 guys will even her right out.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

stop calling her a dumb gorilla nigger

 

[mario if smoke weed]

As friends, NOT as fuck buddies. Piss her off and she might accuse you of rape or something. It's like having a shitbull as a pet.

 

[Slobber Mutt]

Don't. Gradually increase the distance between you and her and then cut contact.

Remember: she is the one who has the power of plausible deniability. In case of drama she has all the credibility and you have nothing but your limp dick to hold onto. Not to mention something as inconsequential as drama is the best you will get with this type of girl.

 

[wry wrangler]

psychiatric medication

 

[nunya]

Don't. Just fucking bail dude, have some self-respect.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

By breaking up with her and changing the locks

 

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