How to hide a promiscuous past from your new man- https://archive.ph/uZnLn
Sometimes the sex is so slammin' you can't risk scaring him off. Here's what you gotta do.
February 27, 2022 by LULZ
First of all, let’s make one thing perfectly clear: There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut. The fact is that you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince, and in this year of 2022, people are free to experience sex no matter their color or creed.
Also, your current partner is the only person it could possibly concern, and that means that a wild ride is by definition the past.
In an ideal world, men wouldn’t care about our Number whatsoever. But seeing as this is still a White Supremacist patriarchy, we’re going to go ahead and assert that men absolutely will find issue with a woman having scored numbers on the higher end of the slut spectrum.
Related: 11 warning signs that a guy is an insecure beta
And sometimes the sex is so good you can’t risk scaring him off. This tutorial is for those times. Here’s what you gotta do.
#1. Try to find out the number of people he has slept with!
If it’s more than what you’ve bagged so far, chill. You don’t have to say anything.
#2. Lie. It’s that simple.
IMPORTANT: And then, follow up with an almost virginal act — but don’t overdo it.
#3. Tell all, if you must — but with a twist!
Like promoting a couple of bonks to an old boyfriend status… that way you can get down to telling tales of about two or three men in total.
#4. Tell the truth? MAYBE…
Some men are actually not bothered by a woman’s ‘lively’ past. But before you tell all, be sure that you are dating one such. How do you find out? Well, is he HAWT?
#5. Pretend past lovers were terrible.
And even if you have decided to reveal everything, remember that when you did, you didn’t enjoy it very much either. It’s not that it didn’t mean anything…, it’s just that with him it means so much more. So tamper your truth-or-dare with a bit of “baby, you’re the best”… always goes down well.
#6. And say they abused you.
Don’t let your man think too critically when you’re being creative with the truth. Toy with his emotions by hinting, or even saying outright, that a lot of these old “boyfriends” abused you.
#7. Do your cyber op sec and do it right.
You already knew to prune any evidence from your social media, but I bet you didn’t know you should also create a plausible cover story for missing information or blocks of time.
Blaming it on an ex hacking and vandalizing your accounts after a bad breakup is the good old trusty, but you can really cook with your creative juices here. The more elaborate and preplanned the story, the harder it will be to crack for your new dude’s prodding questions. Have an answer to every question. Most importantly — have fun!
#8. And finally: always bring trusted friends in on the conspiracy.
One more thing, make sure your friends are briefed. You don’t want to be in a social situation where one of them suddenly blurts out, “Do you remember when we were in Ibiza and you did it with three men on one night?” in front of your man.
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