How to Live to a Healthy 90+ - Please add to the list if you have other ideas

Underestimated Nutria

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1. Intermittent fasting: to make it as simple as possible, I recommend:
(i) doing all your eating for the day in a short, i.e. four or six hour, window;
(ii) ideally eating nothing at all every third day; and
(iii) eating well and low carb when you do eat.
(iv) take a good multivitamin, probably extra Vitamin C and D, and anything else required after getting your blood work.
2. Aim for a low BMI. 22 or so at most.
3. Exercise (weights, running) for up to an hour every second day.
4. Don't smoke or drink.
5. Wear a good sunscreen, whenever you go in the sun, which you should minimize. When you do, wear a hat.
6. Moisturize daily.
7. Start tretinoin and botox by late twenties. Chemical peels (see later) work a lot better if you've had botox, plus botox prevents wrinkles from forming.
8. Resveratrol is cheap enough to take just in case it works. Take it only on the days you don't exercise.
9. Chemical peel every few months after, say, early twenties.
10. Start taking metformin.
11. Choline and piracetam together are pretty remarkable for their cognitive effects. Keep it to a couple days a week so you don't lose all benefits to tolerance.
11. If you're male and above say, thirty five, start taking small doses of HGH. Don't take T, it's probably why eunuchs live so long.
12. Fish oil, daily.
13. Avoid mental stress. Take up a new mentally challenging project every couple years!
14. Keep an eye on your risk factors for disease (e.g. blood pressure, cholesterol etc).
15. Please don't have children in your middle age.
 
Fix'd it, pal. Trust me, life's easier to live to 90 when you haven't lost half your stuff to a manipulating harpy.
But caring children will look after you better than any old folks home wood. If we're just planning for the long game you don't have to worry about being a burden.

16. Be born a woman as women live longer.
 
At what step in my 7 step Korean skincare routine do I use the tretinoin, before my baby foreskin eye cream, or after my snail mucus essence? I'm trying to looksmax so Rinka will see me as a real boyfriend and not just a money dispencer she drags around on trips to Shibuya 109 and will suck my pp.
 
All my grandparents lived as they pleased and all made it past 90. My paternal granddad was a whisky swilling cigar chomping dude who married three times and who would have been a 4chan shitposter if he had been our age. My parents are about to hit their sixties and look like they're in their early forties.

A good lifestyle helps but genetics are the dominant factor in longevity.
 
But caring children will look after you better than any old folks home wood.

But it's usually your children who toss you in an old folks home after you can't wipe your own ass anymore. 🤔

Personally I say the secret to longevity is having good genes and drinking copious amounts of Mtn Dew®.
 
But it's usually your children who toss you in an old folks home after you can't wipe your own ass anymore. 🤔

Personally I say the secret to longevity is having good genes and drinking copious amounts of Mtn Dew®.
Keep a tight asshole and you'll stay out of nursing home longer. That means you might have to be less gay, @Underestimated Nutria.
 
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Move as little as possible. Every heart has a set number of times it will beat and you don't want to deplete them prematurely by moving, exercising or getting exited.

Look at the asians, they have it figured out. Their old people move slow, eat slow and tai-chi is just slow-motion aerobics.
 
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Masturbation depletes your body’s fluids, causing dryness of the skin, joints and brain. If you want to live a long life, don’t wank.
 
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