How to stop a private investigator - Any advice on stopping a private investigation into ones life

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Here's what you do:

Hire a private investigator to investigate the private investigator. You'll most likely uncover some degenerate shit. Maybe a furaffinity page, FetLife, or something. Maybe the dude attends lolicons. Build a case against him.

Then hire a private investigator on the private investigator you hired to investigate the original private investigator. Just in case he was hired by the original private investigator to feed you misinformation.

Slowly devolve into madness and realize maybe you should be investigated because you never had an ex, and none of this is real. Also you're Trans.
 
Assuming you really are being looked into by a private investigator, then you should hire one of your own to look into why you are being investigated. This is not a joke suggestion. PIs frequently use the same resources as each other and can track each other down through those systems and informers. A PI can't actually do anything, but they can at least get you evidence that you're being spied on which you can use to litigate against the people doing the spying.

If the PI refuses because they think you're being paranoid, change your tactics. Go to another one and instead of telling them you're being spied on, just tell them you want your ex to be investigated and let them go from there. They will turn up proper evidence of the other PIs looking into you sooner or later through their investigation, it just may take longer.

I would suggest you hire a PI who's not from your local area to minimize the chances that they might be colluding with each other, though that's already pretty remote as it is.
Shit, I think it is my ex who started this mess. That makes alot of sense though. I know just the state to search in.
 
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this your ex?
 
Micheal Jordan standee in the window so you always appear home and micro-machines in all entrances to stop illegal entrys. You can also hire muscle to intimate the PI if it comes to that, I know a tall guy who uses a snow shovel.
 
Public resources I might not know about...
Public resources for what? Most people who are being investigated by a private investigator don't have that much to hide. If you're supposedly sitting around just playing videogames why do you care if some dude hangs out outside your house?

You don't type crazy enough to be a schizophrenic, so that makes me assume you're probably involved in some kind of heinous activity and your family is retarded.
Plus I don't trust you because you showed up in August during recent drama and I'm wondering if you're pulling gay ops leading up to trying to get the kiwis to help you to cover up some kind of crime.

It would make things faster if you'd just skip to the part where you tell everyone the specifics of what's going on.
 
Public resources for what? Most people who are being investigated by a private investigator don't have that much to hide. If you're supposedly sitting around just playing videogames why do you care if some dude hangs out outside your house?

You don't type crazy enough to be a schizophrenic, so that makes me assume you're probably involved in some kind of heinous activity and your family is retarded.
Plus I don't trust you because you showed up in August during recent drama and I'm wondering if you're pulling gay ops leading up to trying to get the kiwis to help you to cover up some kind of crime.

It would make things faster if you'd just skip to the part where you tell everyone the specifics of what's going on.
he won't, it's pretty close to confirmed he's doing shady or illegal shit and he's getting investigated for it
either that or a tranny trying to make us look bad because we covered up a fake crime
 
Op thinks the FBI swatted MTG to own the kiwifarms and take down the hunter biden thread.
Yeah.... The dates check out. Dont get me wrong im a super long time lurker even before the system went down and everything was erased on the site. However The fbi agent involved in the case stepped down after sabotaging the investigation and protecting biden. but thats not what this is about. Thanks for looking me up though ;)
 
Assuming you're not in need of meds, the PI counter-intel suggestions are legit. Shit's expensive, though. You're paying per hour plus mileage and expenses, sometimes for multiple investigators.
 
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