how to take a tooth out

[Fucktwat The Clown]

i'm a female bodied person so i have no clue if that would work

Piss off a Puerto Rican woman.
But in all seriousness, call around and see if you can do monthly payments or something. Don’t procrastinate on this shit.
In the meantime, swish warm water and salt. Hope you can get it out.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Vise grips, Vodka and/or a friend used to comitting 'dentistry.'

 

[L50LasPak]

Just pick up the phone you fucking deadbeat.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Take a paracetamol or diklofenak pill and place it on/under the tooth and hold it there, let it dissolve on its own and it will have some effect as a topical analgesic. That's what I've been told at least, not to numb it enough to pull out your own tooth but to make things more bearable until you can get to a dentist.

If your tooth is busted and broken already then I don't think you'll get all of it out, instead leaving the root exposed and thirsty for sugar and yearning for infections. And you will not try to dig around in the gums to get everything out.

Go to a dentist for a cheap checkup and when you're there explain that you're a poor retard then ask if they can pull it on the cheap if they get paid under the table.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I know dentists are insanely expensive and it's neigh impossible to get good insurance for them, but please don't pull out your own fucking tooth. You could end up hitting the tooth next to it and damaging that one as well. Folks, I think I smell bait...

PSA: If you ever find yourself in need of a false tooth. Go with an implant instead of a bridge. Implants are a lot more expensive but will save you a shitload of trouble in the long run. An implant has a hole drilled at the site of the missing tooth and the false tooth screwed in. A bridge requires filing down and damaging the teeth next to it to fit over a section of your jaw. Eventually the bridge teeth will begin to decay and be in need of reapair as well, and you'll end up with partial dentures. Possibly full dentures if shit gets really bad.

 

[Sped Xing]

I know dentists are insanely expensive and it's neigh impossible to get good insurance for them

There are dentists who do work for cheap if you can prove you're broke. I'm far from broke, anymore, but I still go to the dentist who helped me out when I was.