How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

[Xenomorph]

Sprayed their axe body spray all over the bathroom.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Showed up to work inside of someone else's body.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

sucked off the bosses dog

 

[Antipathy]

Demanded the boss to suck off his dog.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Threatened his boss with an airsoft pistol because he killed his Sims characters.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Is Greek

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Fed his octopus with the store's merchandise.

 

[Somar]

For being an asshole

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Was caught pirating anime and hiding it in the company's hardrive.

 

[Pina Colada]

For contaminating the deli meat when building your "fort" and puppets.

Real estate agent.

 

[OwO What's This?]

tiddy

 

[Shokew]

Caught doing crazy jungle cat action at the wrong place & time.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

First day working at a vet clinic you showed everyone it was possible to make a Centepede out of 3 gerbils.

 

[Somar]

Failure to show up at work for 28 years.

 

[HY 140]

went too fast

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Lost her hand to a meat slicer. Continued to prepare a sandwich for the customer.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Smoking a cigarette out her ass in the breakroom

 

[Shokew]

Admitting your true feels for that cat in the avatar... While dressed up as a dog on Casual Friday.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Seeing how working at a vet clinic didn't pan out you took a job as a bus driver. First day on your new route you felt the need to allow the kids to take turns driving the bus through interstate traffic.
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[Chill Fam]

Receiving Hillary's emails