How would you feel if you became a lolcow?

[Kevlar_ Vest]

Say for example, you get exposed/doxxeed, and you're all over kiwifarms and ED. How would you react? How would you take this new life you have?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Everyone here is a lolcow.

 

[Grub]

Read my thread and lol.

 

[vulg]

Sorry that Null banned you from chat, bro. In the future please don't use the word "cunny" ever again thx

 

[Ophelia Jones]

I'd make bank making shoutout videos

 

[thegooddoctor]

I already am in my hometown, it’d hardly be new news to me.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Put people on blast

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

I would feel bad for anyone even remotely entertained by my boring ass life

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Try to be as boring as possible so people would lose interest.

 

[IKOL]

Wouldn't be any different from what I do have atm. So what's the catch then?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Accept it and move on.

Spoiler

Then after it ruins my career go full schizo and start minecrafting politicians

 

[Info Player Start]

Grift the shit out of it.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Well I wouldn't be surprised. So. Laugh along, post my cats in my thread

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Learn to contain my spaghetti enough that people don't find out about it.

... which pretty much the situation already.

 

[deso2y]

"""if"""

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Depends. Can I monetize my lolcow-dom?

 

[Meat Target]

How would I know if I became a lolcow? By definition, a lolcow doesn't understand why people laugh at them.

Unless the question is rephrased as "what would you do if you had a thread on KF?" In that case:

I would feel bad for anyone even remotely entertained by my boring ass life

Basically this. I really don't have a social media presence to speak of, excluding KF.

I would say "start acting outrageously and turn it up to 11", because I always aim to please. But you guys would know that I'm faking it and whoring myself out for asspats. Plus. I'd probably suck at actively trying to be a lolcow.

Like I said, cows aren't capable of understanding why people think their behavior is outrageous.

 

[TomServo]

Start a YT channel and beg for donations I guess. Seems to work for DSP and Wings.

 

[An Ghost]

Start a dozen socks. Have them post obviously edited screen caps of things you never said. Fill the thread with such disinformation and hateful rhetoric directed at yourself, all the regular users decide it's just best to move on.

 

[Least Concern]

If I become a lolcow, I will have deserved my thread. For now I'm pretty confident I'm at least capable of avoiding the "never learns from his mistakes" aspect of it.