How would you feel if you became a lolcow?

[Overly Serious]

Probably pretty energised by the attention to be honest. Might be the most interesting thing that has happened to me in years.

 

[Kevlar_ Vest]

Depends. Can I monetize my lolcow-dom?

I imagine there would be no limits

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I genuinely don’t know how I would react or at this point even if I would. My life has been a string of suffering as it is. I doubt that people bring attention to it could make it any worse at this point.

 

[Schwachkopf]

If i become a lolcow, i'll milk it for money until i become irrelevant like a dry cow.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nothing because I would not have the self awareness to comprehend it.

 

[MemoriesOfMemphis]

I wouldn't say I'm a lolcow as such, as I respond well in general to people and can laugh at myself easily. I'm a schizo who literally believes in reptilians, I know to the majority of you that sounds ridiculous and that's okay cuz we're allowed to be different.

Hell, even if somehow I was deemed interesting enough to warrant a thread (unlikely) I'd just come on and take it all on the chin like a man, because I'm not fragile like some that've been featured on this legendary corner of the internet.

 

[Raxetnahnr]

Make rage videos where I scream at the camera and break things, threaten to kill Null, and kill any trolls who come to my house.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Go full GG Allin. Piss and shit all over the place. Break glass jars and eat them. Be documented drinking and ingesting viscous cleaning solvents. Give the people a show!

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Troon out then self end. Solely to cause Null more trouble

 

[Kevlar_ Vest]

Make rage videos where I scream at the camera and break things, threaten to kill Null, and kill any trolls who come to my house.

Make sure to wave knives/firearms in the videos to get the point across, like this kid.

You Dang Clowns EARRAPE

My first time editing using Sony Vegas. (The kid in this video is not me BTW)

www.youtube.com

 

[themotherflippin480]

If i was a lolcow, i would probably laigh about it with everyone else and stop doing things that made me a lolcow and/or avoid doing things that would get me to the level of DSP, Wings, or CWC

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hell, even if somehow I was deemed interesting enough to warrant a thread (unlikely) I'd just come on and take it all on the chin like a man, because I'm not fragile like some that've been featured on this legendary corner of the internet.

Probably for the best, Vaccine spergs like you are a dime a dozen these days.

 

[MemoriesOfMemphis]

Probably for the best, Vaccine spergs like you are a dime a dozen these days.

God I love this website.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

God I love this website.

I especially love it when someone makes their profile private because they are a big ole salty bitch.

 

[A Grey Cat]

(SkitzoCow) HorrorFan89: Shadbase, Zone Tan and newgrounds Hentai Fanboy. Terrible cosplayer, wannabe Emo/goth/edgelord.

Frankly...I might like the attention, but...unlike most cows I still have something of a life outside the internet to maintain, and an online persona especially as a cow....wouldn't be the best outcome.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Pretty sure I've always been one.

 

[Calooby]

Free publicity I guess. I like you guys too much to get mad about it.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Troon out then self end. Solely to cause Null more trouble

Make sure to visit his house while he's in the bathroom first, just to get your point across.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd feel bad for you guys, stuck with such a boring lawlcow.

 

[zero-who]

Would be as boring as humanly possible and never produce new milk.
Then, after the thread falls into obscurity from a lack of content, I'd quietly change my name and move on with my life.