How would you kill the above poster?

[Trapitalism]

with a minecraft diamond sword

 

[Fireman Sam]

By denying their HRT
The issue will take care of itself :^)

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Throwing you off a tall ladder

 

[Trapitalism]

Setting your fursuit on fire while you're in it.

 

[I Love Beef]

Stabbing you Otoya Yamaguchi style when you least expect it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Sitting on their face without underwear and poisoning them with my farts and diarrhea

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Harpoon gun

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

I feed giblets.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Taking you to a volcano, then throwing you in it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Shaking hands with them. *cough*

 

[swiv]

I'd poz his neghole

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Get the hose and spray them, when the caked up dirt starts to fall off it would take the sickly flesh it has been fused to with it, then the organs would fall out. In a couple of minutes the poster above will be reduced to a wet obese skeleton. Turns out he actually was big boned.

 

[Baguette Child]

Create anime embargo to cut off his supply, let weeb withdrawl symptoms do the rest.

 

[Trombonista]

Butthole-eating scorpions.

 

[Liber Pater]

Electric shock.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Thrown off a cliff

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Something mild and not painful. And only if I was forced to.

She's too nice for anything else.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Something mild and not painful. And only if I was forced to.

She's too nice for anything else.

I've got nothing against the guy so I wouldn't.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I've got nothing against the guy so I wouldn't.

Got nothing against you, but if I had to choose a method.... probably making you listen to Richard Harris's cover of MacArthur Park on loop while chained to a bed until starvation/dehydration finishes you off.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Got nothing against you, but if I had to choose a method.... probably making you listen to Richard Harris's cover of MacArthur Park on loop while chained to a bed until starvation/dehydration finishes you off.

You, OTOH, I would infect with guinea worms and lock you in a shed to scratch yourself to death. Apparently they cause a massive immune reaction when you rip them.

https://www.sciencesource.com/archive/Guinea-Worm-Extraction-SS2871470.html