How would you kill the above poster?

[MAPK phosphatase]

Cut the breaks.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Bash their computer across their head.

 

[Ducky!]

Same way I killed the last guy

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Stabbing with a knife

 

[Dilf Department]

I think my photo already explains how.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Drown in Rhinoceros jizzum.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

With the tsudere he obviously yearns deeply for slitting his throat after he's found cheating on her.

 

[Pina Colada]

Drown him in a cesspool.

 

[Book Thief]

Suffocate him with a dakimakura.

 

[snailslime]

lethal injection

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Handcuff you to a pipe and stuff you with flour

 

[️ronic]

let your meth addiction take its course

 

[Rinny.]

Thank the person who shot a huge bullet at the moon because they did the work for me

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A mousetrap.

 

[Book Thief]

Drown him in coffee.

 

[Kacho]

The old Warwick Davis special. A swift kick to the noggin.

 

[Chad Nasty]

My forcing proper nutrition, activity and to have healthy relationships with people they love so they grow old and die from the comfort of being surrounded by loved ones. Because fuck him.

 

[Pina Colada]

Strangle you with that cape.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Throw you off the top of a tall building.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Shoot you