How Would You Kill The Avatar Above You

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I'll kidnap a local dog and give him a dog coat with remote detonated plastic explosives sown into the lining, I'll then tie him by a leash near my victim's location. Being asian, the vicim will naturally approach the dog because he wants to eat it, I'll be camping in a strategic location nearby and activate my remote detonator once the victim gets close.
 
Dewalt drill with a spade bit 1 3/4" bore hole...no wait, I'll use a 1/4" bit and take my time.
 
Take him out south of the border, pay for all the booze, hookers and drugs until his heart gives out, ODs or he chokes on his own vomit. A true rock and roll send off.
 
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