How would you kill the user above you?

[The Dude]

Well I was going to say by strapping them to a chair and going to work on them with various blades and do it slowly, taking my time and drawing it out over a long time...but it's Wildchild. That would be like killing a puppy. A dumb puppy, but still a puppy. I don't want to kill puppies, guys.

 

[Rou]

Crucified

 

[WW 635]

With their own pickaxe

 

[Funnybone]

death by cuddling/squeezing the ocelot until it's lungs pop

 

[RI 360]

General neglect, how all furbies die after they become annoying.

 

[The Dude]

Buried alive in tons of feathers.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Fired off into space attached to a probe.

 

[Michel]

Drown him in a toilet.

 

[Fallensaint]

Australia will do it for me.

 

[Azazel]

Kill him with weird bug aliens like in that documentary district 9

 

[ActualKiwi]

Set his junk on fire.

 

[Arkangel]

Start a Maori uprising that kills all the white people in NZ.

 

[Foltest]

Force Feeding of hot sauce

 

[Ntwadumela]

Throw an IKEA couch on your ass

 

[darkstar0854]

The Johnny Test/Teen Titans Go! 24/7 marathon.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Smothering with an afro.

 

[darkstar0854]

A blender, and some sugar. After that, the liquid remains start an 8 hour ride only to end up shittier than they were in the first place. Finally, a nice long tour of the sewage plant.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Take the computer and smash your head with it

 

[polonium]

A sick burn so devastating that you'd kill yourslf

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

I would throw you out of a helicopter.