How would you kill the user above you?

[Pina Colada]

Make you become the first (and last) man on the sun.

 

[Apocalypso]

Castrate you and let you bleed to death.

 

[QI 541]

By doing nothing until they die of natural causes.

 

[Apocalypso]

Carbon monoxide.

 

[Lipitor]

Natural causes

 

[Ntwadumela]

Forceful overdose

 

[Somar]

Push you into a stampede

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

KAMEHAMEHA

 

[RI 360]

Poison the rum ham.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Use Tae Kwon Do to tan your Kim Jong Il hide

 

[RI 360]

Dare Hercules to do it.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Force to admit that you're not a god and have an asshole. Also by singing Katy Perry's 'Firework'

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Invade you for your oil fields because like 300 years ago you used to be part of my country or someshit until America kicks me out and leaves me in power only to randomly invade me twenty years later.


.............too soon?

 

[ZehnBoat]

sensually whisper julay in your ear until you kill yourself out of desperation

 

[Ntwadumela]

Capture you in a Pokeball and smash it with a hammer

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Poaching.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Exorcism.

 

[The Dude]

Fed alive to Slaton Sisters...while they're nude.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Throw a rabid marmot in his bathtub whilst aided by my nihilistic Kraut accomplices.

 

[RI 360]

Gulag.