How would you react if a famous person had a burner account on Kiwi Farms, and you didn’t know about it until now?

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I know a lot of people don’t care for famous celebrities or celebrity worship, but I want to suspend that belief for just this one post. Could you imagine if one day you were to find out that these three gentlemen may have had a Kiwi Farms account on here, and we (or Null), did not know about until now?

And no, I don’t mean Chris-Chan or DSP.

Instead, I’ll go basic with these three actors from Hollywood:

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Maybe it’s just me, though I think it would be funny to randomly see one of these guys using it.
Oh well, I’ll just shut up now.
 
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Honest reply:

I'd be surprised if it were any of those three. Mr. Washington doesn't have the time for online shenanigans, and the other two are too soy-infused to be here.

However, I'm confident there are one or two celebrities among us. The odds certainly favor it if Shatner trolls twitter and 4chan like he does. Celebrity worship is dumb, though, and I don't see why it would be a shocker that some hollywood moron has shitposting as one of their hobbies.
 
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The Pink Panther said:
Denzel Washington is too dignified to be on the Farms.

Joaquin Phoneix is too much of a wimp.

Keanu Reeves is Reddit-tier.

Not a very good start here, OP? I think you're teetering on "faggot" right now.
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He posts Breitbart articles. He even made a Deep Thoughts about life being meaningless.

Somebody put this guy on a list.
 
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Alright, I'll confess.

Yes, I am acclaimed documentary filmmaker Ken Burns. I was just posing as a 26-year old weeb redneck because I didn't want to powerlevel and get bombarded with questions about my next documentary miniseries for PBS.

Also, @Dom Cruise is actually Martin Scorsese and @Kari Kamiya is Francis Ford Coppola, while @Judge Holden is secretly one of the surviving members of Monty Python (try to guess which one it is), and @AnOminous really is John Goodman.

We even have secret meetings online and have membership cards and funny green hats shaped like kiwi birds.

And yes, the OP is being a faggot.

In all seriousness, the only celebrity that OP mentioned who'd lurk the Farms would be Keanu and he wouldn't have an account. Even then, it's extremely unlikely he'd even lurk the place or know what it is.

The ones I could see even lurking the Farms would be older guys like Bill Shatner, James Woods, Norm MacDonald, or Adam Baldwin. Basically, the kind of celebrities who are rumored to be on 4chan would be the kind most likely to have a Kiwi Farms account. Even then, it's still very unlikely.

I would not be surprised if Chris Hansen has a burner account or at least lurks around thanks to the whole vendetta between him and Onision, but he's a C-List celebrity at the absolute best.
 
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