How would you react if a famous person had a burner account on Kiwi Farms, and you didn’t know about it until now?

[DumbDude42]

i'll have you know that i'm actually queen elizabeth II of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, and when i'm not busy engaging in royal court politics i enjoy shitposting about crazy trannies on the internet!

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I'm a faggot, pls don't dox me.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Maybe a celebrity really is posting on this forum, but is simply trying to blend into the crowd and not stand out, and trying to make posts of a normal type nature. In real life, if people see this celebrity, the people simply start going insane and screaming and trying to get a autograph or a picture with the celebrity and are so excited to see them they may even become violent. But on a forum, people have no idea the celebrity is a celebrity and just treat the celebrity like a regular person. The man around the corner, may actually be Keanu Reeves. We honestly may never know.

Could this theoretical celebrity resist the temptation of Trent's anus?

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

Deadmau5 is the only celebrity I know that was on Something Awful's forums before they became a current year shitshow

(and Jon Stewart)

There were a lot more than that, but yeah mousehead used to be a goon. Steve Coogan used to have an account too.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Could this theoretical celebrity resist the temptation of Trent's anus?

A foolish question- not even the most expensive Thai boypussy in Hollywood can compare to Trent's anus.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Deadmau5 is the only celebrity I know that was on Something Awful's forums before they became a current year shitshow

(and Jon Stewart)

Missing a few parentheses in there, buddy.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I could see Donald Glover having lurked briefly, but I doubt he'd have an account.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I'm convinced @Arm Pit Cream is actually Joe Biden

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I'm convinced @Arm Pit Cream is actually Joe Biden

What? Who's Arm Pit Cream? Where am I?

 

[KittyGremlin]

What? Who's Arm Pit Cream? Where am I?

I knew nobody could actually be enthusiastic about supporting Biden other than Biden himself

 

[Drifting Panzer]

It's Bernie Sanders. If you post in beauty parlor he's probably called you fat.

Bernie is/was tuscangarder.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm a faggot, pls don't dox me.

Tard *eyeroll*

Bernie is/was tuscangarder.

I was thinking Chelsea Clinton.

 

[Stoneheart]

Im maybe an important austrian politician and my last name is maybe german for short...

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Tard *eyeroll*

Hesh Troutbumper.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

SA had quite a few semi-celebs posting there who got banned or driven off.

- Kate Beaton posted briefly before getting sick of the creeps and white-knights and leaving.
- The Toothpaste for Dinner guy (Drew Fairweather) had a gimmick account there and wrote some front page articles before leaving for Weird Twitter, along with dril.
- TotalBiscuit got driven out after a glorious idiotic post about how high his IQ was.
- derek smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART was the moderator of the old Star Citizen subforum until he got banned for what the admins claimed was doxing, but wasn't really.
- Josh Sawyer (Obsidian writer - FNV, South Park Stick of Truth, Outer Worlds) posted under the name Rope Kid until he got fed up with neckbeards calling his games shit
- Neil Cicerega got banned during his Lemon Demon days (to be fair, he was utterly obnoxious as a poster).
- Both Notch and Moot had unremarkable posting careers there before they got big. Because Notch posted asking goons to help him test very early alpha versions of Minecraft, Lowtax to this day claims that Notch owes him money somehow. He also hates Moot for similar reasons.

The most "famous" person who lurks here I reckon is Pewdiepie. He seems to have his finger on the pulse of what goes on here. And there's of course the small army of Metokur wannabes who crib their material from here, Deadwing Dork being the foremost. Metokur himself was clearly a lurker but I'm not sure if he still is.

One that I've never seen mentioned when it comes to SA is David Kirsch. He created capture the flag for quake 1, got hired by id, was a senior enginer at Retro for Metroid Prime, worked at Valve and is now principal software engineer at Blizzard.

I remember him asking for very specific gay porn in SAs porn forum. You can build a hundred bridges but they will still remember you for fucking that goat...

 

[Chad Nasty]

Tom Green is definitely on here. And if he sees this, I want him to know he's awesome. Gavin tried to be you, but failed.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

What? Who's Arm Pit Cream? Where am I?

Meh, its Jon Stewie.

 

[Milk Mage]

I am Macaulay Culkin.

 

[The Dude]

I don't know how much of a celebrity you'd consider him, but I've heard rumors that Brad Jones/Cinema Snob at least lurks here. I could totally see him quietly posting here.