How would you react if a famous person had a burner account on Kiwi Farms, and you didn’t know about it until now?

[Cedric_Eff]

I guess it be cool. If so, then hello!

 

[Shield Breaker]

If someone famous was revealed to be a kiwi, we'd enjoy a short period of watching famous people freak out about it before the place was killed by cloudflare due to the bad press and pressure.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

If someone famous was revealed to be a kiwi, we'd enjoy a short period of watching famous people freak out about it before the place was killed by cloudflare due to the bad press and pressure.

I kind of want Keanu Reeves to be a Kiwi, just to watch Reddit collectively lose their shit and commit ritualistic suicide.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I was the guy in the Mac Tonight costume.

 

[Polyboros2]

I'd assume any A list celebs and some of the B's are too busy fucking children to post on here.

It's probably someone you'd hardly care about.

I'd guess Andy Dick, but that would require him having an internet connection.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

A more likely lineup.

and unfortunately...

 

[soy_king]

If I were to guess who would have a KF account, it would probably be James Woods, and he'd try to cringily use it to baitpost and own teh Libs.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

I think we can rule out any famous Boomers using this site, or else we'd see a lot more Minions memes and overuse of commas. Not to mention almost any famous person over the age of 55 unironically watches CNN and probably would think this website is associated with the mysterious 4chan hacker. I think any famous people would be limited to the Millennial/Gen-Z crowd, and to a lesser extent Gen-Xers.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

In terms of Internet pseudocelebrities, Muta of SomeOrdinaryGamers is a Christorian, though I had a feeling before now he might be lurking here. Now I'm 90% certain he lurks.

 

[Wraith]

"if"
Hmm.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I honestly think Yair Netanyahu might be lurking here.

If weev counts as a celebrity we know he has an account here.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I'm willing to bet there's at least a couple on here.

Probably B-tier, though.
I'd be happy if it were Bruce Campbell, but he's too much boomer to even know what KF is.

I can't think of any other celebrities I would give a shit about posting on The Farms because they're mostly all terrible people.

My money’s on Corey Feldman

 

[Pissmaster]

Deadmau5 is the only celebrity I know that was on Something Awful's forums before they became a current year shitshow

(and Jon Stewart)

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

MFW Dynastia was Hugh Jackman all along.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

In terms of Internet pseudocelebrities, Muta of SomeOrdinaryGamers is a Christorian, though I had a feeling before now he might be lurking here. Now I'm 90% certain he lurks.

@Memology 101 is here.
Not surprising since he seems to have a hateboner for DSP.

 

[Spunt]

Deadmau5 is the only celebrity I know that was on Something Awful's forums before they became a current year shitshow

(and Jon Stewart)

SA had quite a few semi-celebs posting there who got banned or driven off.

- Kate Beaton posted briefly before getting sick of the creeps and white-knights and leaving.
- The Toothpaste for Dinner guy (Drew Fairweather) had a gimmick account there and wrote some front page articles before leaving for Weird Twitter, along with dril.
- TotalBiscuit got driven out after a glorious idiotic post about how high his IQ was.
- derek smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART was the moderator of the old Star Citizen subforum until he got banned for what the admins claimed was doxing, but wasn't really.
- Josh Sawyer (Obsidian writer - FNV, South Park Stick of Truth, Outer Worlds) posted under the name Rope Kid until he got fed up with neckbeards calling his games shit
- Neil Cicerega got banned during his Lemon Demon days (to be fair, he was utterly obnoxious as a poster).
- Both Notch and Moot had unremarkable posting careers there before they got big. Because Notch posted asking goons to help him test very early alpha versions of Minecraft, Lowtax to this day claims that Notch owes him money somehow. He also hates Moot for similar reasons.

The most "famous" person who lurks here I reckon is Pewdiepie. He seems to have his finger on the pulse of what goes on here. And there's of course the small army of Metokur wannabes who crib their material from here, Deadwing Dork being the foremost. Metokur himself was clearly a lurker but I'm not sure if he still is.

 

[Shiversblood]

Maybe a celebrity really is posting on this forum, but is simply trying to blend into the crowd and not stand out, and trying to make posts of a normal type nature. In real life, if people see this celebrity, the people simply start going insane and screaming and trying to get a autograph or a picture with the celebrity and are so excited to see them they may even become violent. But on a forum, people have no idea the celebrity is a celebrity and just treat the celebrity like a regular person. The man around the corner, may actually be Keanu Reeves. We honestly may never know.

 

[Memology 101]

@Memology 101 is here.
Not surprising since he seems to have a hateboner for DSP.

What are you talking about, I love papa Phil.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

PewDiePie is the kind of guy who I don't think lurks here but at the same time if it came out that he did lurk or have a burner account on here, I also wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

He has lurked here in the past or at least had a few looks round the site.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I wholly believe Guillermo del Toro has am account here.