How would you react if a famous person had a burner account on Kiwi Farms, and you didn’t know about it until now?

[saisegeha]

William Shatner is on here, probably.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Shatner is actually based. People say he's an asshole at cons, but he's not a cringy TDS sperg like George Takei.

 

[AnOminous]

Shatner is actually based. People say he's an asshole at cons, but he's not a cringy TDS sperg like George Takei.

The famous "Get a Life" SNL sketch was pretty much based on his actual attitude toward congoers, but only the absolute autists most in need of that very advice were offended by it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Tell them they're faggots and hollywood should burn to the ground with them stuck there.

 

[Volvo240]

Where you at Kenny Hotz?

 

[Childe]

I’m Harvey Weinstein

 

[millais]

Ever since he dunked on John Walker Flynt, there's almost a 100% certainty that Shatner was linked to either the Wu thread or the corresponding Lolcow wiki article and at least had a brief browse of one or the other

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I’m Harvey Weinstein

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

burner accounts are for faggots

 

[mr.moon1488]

I’m Harvey Weinstein

No I'm Harvey Weinstein

 

[Creep3r]

No I'm Harvey Weinstein

No. You're the infamous shooter Sam Hyde.

 

[snailslime]

i hope keanu reeves has one

 

[DocHoliday1977]

No I'm Harvey Weinstein

 

[Childe]

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Pamela, your memes unironically make me laugh. The random shit in the corners of every one you post are truly a delicacy.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Pamela, your memes unironically make me laugh. The random shit in the corners of every one you post are truly a delicacy.

I had to.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Tell them they're faggots and hollywood should burn to the ground with them stuck there.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Who ever said that being dead would stop you from being a part of the farms?

The only people that would push that are people with something to hide, right Heath Ledger?

 

[JULAY]

Alright, I'll confess.

Yes, I am acclaimed documentary filmmaker Ken Burns. I was just posing as a 26-year old weeb redneck because I didn't want to powerlevel and get bombarded with questions about my next documentary miniseries for PBS.

Also, @Dom Cruise is actually Martin Scorsese and @Kari Kamiya is Francis Ford Coppola, while @Judge Holden is secretly one of the surviving members of Monty Python (try to guess which one it is), and @AnOminous really is John Goodman.

We even have secret meetings online and have membership cards and funny green hats shaped like kiwi birds.

And yes, the OP is being a faggot.

In all seriousness, the only celebrity that OP mentioned who'd lurk the Farms would be Keanu and he wouldn't have an account. Even then, it's extremely unlikely he'd even lurk the place or know what it is.

The ones I could see even lurking the Farms would be older guys like Bill Shatner, James Woods, Norm MacDonald, or Adam Baldwin. Basically, the kind of celebrities who are rumored to be on 4chan would be the kind most likely to have a Kiwi Farms account. Even then, it's still very unlikely.

I would not be surprised if Chris Hansen has a burner account or at least lurks around thanks to the whole vendetta between him and Onision, but he's a C-List celebrity at the absolute best.

You lying motherfucker, you're the Prime Minister of Ireland, don't try to deny it!

 

[#zzz]

Taylor Swift could've been a contender if she indeed lurked on 4chan years ago.

Well never know really, but 4chan and kiwifarms aren't the dark web, you just type in the address.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

You lying motherfucker, you're the Prime Minister of Ireland, don't try to deny it!

You lying motherfucker, you're the Prime Minister of Ireland, don't try to deny it!