How would you torture the user above you? - Only for the blackest of black kiwis

[Nick Gars]

Get vitiligo.

But I'm white.
Reverse Vitiligo wouldn't work either, cause then I could get free gibs.

 

[James Howlett]

But I'm white.
Reverse Vitiligo wouldn't work either, cause then I could get free gibs.

Waterboarding.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Take away the Adamantium in his cock, so he'd be soft in the one place it counts.

 

[John Titor]

Take away the Adamantium in his cock, so he'd be soft in the one place it counts.

Make him watch the shitty Berserk adaptations ala Clockwork Orange.