How would you torture the user above you? - Only for the blackest of black kiwis

[ES 148]

I'd hug you and tell you everything will be okay

 

[JSGOTI]

Boiling. Water. Enema.

 

[Zack the ripper]

i will make you watch dsp's depression podcast while a schizophrenic rat is tucked gently in your pants and in front of you theres a 4 year old who's sad but won't tell you why

 

[HazamA]

Lock him up with 3 priests and a Bible for few hours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then he will suffer for the rest of his life from the trauma of sexual abuse & rape.

 

[It's HK-47]

I'd force you to read the entire Nick Bate thread out loud in front of your grandparents.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Force him to play Star Wars Battlefront II.

 

[MemeGray]

Force them to watch formula 1 and Nascar with all the crashes and overtakes taken out.

 

[Joey Caruso]

By making them watch MGHSHour's inane bullshit for a full 24 hours

 

[Gay Adolf]

Strap them to a chair in a dark, damp basement, the only source of light coming from a 90’s CRT TV which plays interracial Femboy hypno porn non-stop
Your only source of sustenance will be Soylent and liquid estrogen

 

[BeanBidan]

Remove finger nails and dump them in a bowl of salt. While screaming in pain, I force feed them maggots. Reading Rainbow plays on a loop loud. Put their feet in a container full of ants.

 

[firestoopscience]

Throw in trash and have them be hounded by the worst of Otakus and Waifufags.

 

[Coldgrip]

Tell them they aren't pretty.

And shoot their dog.

 

[Toasty]

Desert island, Sammie bushart, mp3 player loaded with nothing but Marissa Eliene.

 

[Red Hood]

Make them take drawing lessons from Hat Andy.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

Lock them in Hirtes' apartment with Hirtes in there.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

Put them in a room and remove any means of escape (including being able to hit me over the head with something and run), but otherwise treat them really well. Give them TV to watch, bring them decent food, give them a nice cushy mattress to sleep on.

Eventually the frills of being treated well will start to wear thin, and the reality that they can't leave the room will become ever more apparent. They might lash out a bit at first, but eventually start to break down. They will slowly fall into a deep depression that the accommodations won't help. Day by day, their humanity will be removed. Their old life will become a distant memory. They will cease to be anything but my prisoner.

In time, they may develop Stockholm Syndrome and begin to love their surroundings. They may even become accustomed to life as my prisoner, and clear their minds of any other fate than spending their remaining days in my confinement. At that point, I will drug them, drive them to another city's outskirts, and leave them at the side of the road. From there, it will be up to them to decide whether to find a way to reintegrate with normal society and learn how to support themselves again, or die.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

By forcing him to read all three Fifty Shades books, followed by forcing him to watch all three Fifty Shades movies.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

Forcing them to live the life of my nigga Rainbow Man

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Make them have an actual, real conversation with me. It'd be 'orrible for the poor bugger.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Force him to listen to german pop music.