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- Aug 7, 2017
Okay, let's try.
YandereDev.
How I want it to end: Someone actually reports this degenerate to the police, they come with a warrant, but Alex doesn't open the door. They break in and find him burning SSD in a microwave. They arrest him and the forensics are able to decipher some data which turns out to be all jailbait pictures. Some brave soul files FOI request and we get videos from his house, full of real dolls and interrogation footage where he tries to explain the concept of sex license to the detectives. The fucker ends up in a jail, the girl he tried to groom gets the closure she always wanted and his "game" is forever remembered as the product of a pedophile. People keep sending him letters to jail, taunting him that his game will be in development Hell for another "20 years to life".
How it will end: He will drag this pile of spaghetti for a couple more years, then will either try to launch a crowdfunding campaign and fail or just say "I don't care anymore" and just drop it to make some other games that will never be. Some of his simps will follow him around, but otherwise he will be less than obscure, just a little footnote in the internet lore.
Onision.
How I want it to end: There is finally some bulletproof evidence of him doing something bad to minors, that gets him jailed. His wife gets a sentence too, albeit a shorter one and loses custody. Their children get in a foster care of their grandparents with names changed, so they will never be associated with those freaks ever again. His victims finally get the deliverance they always wanted. Greg becomes prison bitch and kills himself.
How it will end: He will probably lose a civil suit, declare himself bankrupt and run away, leaving his family behind.
Chris.
How I want it to end: He gets locked up somewhere where no one from the outside can have contact with him. Being a nobody becomes a torture for someone as narcissistic as him, but it's too late. Everyone gives up and the main Saga of Chrises life comes to an end. Years later we get the news that Christian Weston Chandler has died, but no one cares.
How it will end: Chris gets scott-free and is released to the public. Whiteknights and enablers take pity on him and give him money just to keep the show going, even though it's even less funny than post-troon Chris. Despite years of abuse, his body keeps going for years and he becomes something akin to couch surfing one-man-IP2, only many times more depraved and degenerate. At some point this puts him back in jail, but he again walks free and continues this cycle until he dies.
Wings of Redemption.
How I want it to end: Despite her selfish motives, Kelly leaves Richard and since at this point she is a breadwinner of the house, he becomes absolutely desperate, can't afford meds anymore, which ends in a streaming spree full of insults, rages, screams and controller throws. In the end of this he gets a heart attack on air and dies. His animals are given to better owners.
How it will end: Richard goes the route of every washed up internet toxic celebrity, his viewerbase dwindles to the point when it would be better to get a job, but he finds excuses not to, living off his wife. He eats himself to 600lb and dies of something related. Kelly gets his share of modular mansion and waits for his mother to die to get hers too.
Ethan Ralph.
How I want it to end: Ralph hits rock bottom and everyone thinks he is about to kill himself on stream. Suddenly he starts laughing and looks into the camera, saying "I got you, didn't I?" While ahogs are trying to wrap their heads around it, suddenly Sam Hyde walks in and starts laughing with Ralph. It was all just a ve-e-e-ry long stunt with Sam pulling strings from behind the scenes, think Jace but 100 times more autistic. Stream goes dark, his remaining social media and website disappear, leaving everyone absolutely mindfucked for weeks to come.
How it will end: Ralph hits rock bottom and everyone thinks he is about to kill himself on stream. He does.
Chibi.
This, but I think he will just thirst over thots on Twitter until the day he dies, since he has next to nothing to offer to women of his age.
DSP.
How I want it to end: Phil becomes full-time game journalist, thus becoming the only man among them who can actually play games and not bitch about lack of negroes and trannies.
How it will end: Whimper instead of a bang, either complete obscurity or a sudden death.
Kero the Wolf.
How I want it to end: He gets a fever and goes to ER, only to find out that he contracted a rare flesh-eating bacteria from his late dog. He dies in agony days later.
How it will end: There is an alarming number of furfaggots who are ready to have him back after what he did, so it won't end for a very long time.
YandereDev.
How I want it to end: Someone actually reports this degenerate to the police, they come with a warrant, but Alex doesn't open the door. They break in and find him burning SSD in a microwave. They arrest him and the forensics are able to decipher some data which turns out to be all jailbait pictures. Some brave soul files FOI request and we get videos from his house, full of real dolls and interrogation footage where he tries to explain the concept of sex license to the detectives. The fucker ends up in a jail, the girl he tried to groom gets the closure she always wanted and his "game" is forever remembered as the product of a pedophile. People keep sending him letters to jail, taunting him that his game will be in development Hell for another "20 years to life".
How it will end: He will drag this pile of spaghetti for a couple more years, then will either try to launch a crowdfunding campaign and fail or just say "I don't care anymore" and just drop it to make some other games that will never be. Some of his simps will follow him around, but otherwise he will be less than obscure, just a little footnote in the internet lore.
Onision.
How I want it to end: There is finally some bulletproof evidence of him doing something bad to minors, that gets him jailed. His wife gets a sentence too, albeit a shorter one and loses custody. Their children get in a foster care of their grandparents with names changed, so they will never be associated with those freaks ever again. His victims finally get the deliverance they always wanted. Greg becomes prison bitch and kills himself.
How it will end: He will probably lose a civil suit, declare himself bankrupt and run away, leaving his family behind.
Chris.
How I want it to end: He gets locked up somewhere where no one from the outside can have contact with him. Being a nobody becomes a torture for someone as narcissistic as him, but it's too late. Everyone gives up and the main Saga of Chrises life comes to an end. Years later we get the news that Christian Weston Chandler has died, but no one cares.
How it will end: Chris gets scott-free and is released to the public. Whiteknights and enablers take pity on him and give him money just to keep the show going, even though it's even less funny than post-troon Chris. Despite years of abuse, his body keeps going for years and he becomes something akin to couch surfing one-man-IP2, only many times more depraved and degenerate. At some point this puts him back in jail, but he again walks free and continues this cycle until he dies.
Wings of Redemption.
How I want it to end: Despite her selfish motives, Kelly leaves Richard and since at this point she is a breadwinner of the house, he becomes absolutely desperate, can't afford meds anymore, which ends in a streaming spree full of insults, rages, screams and controller throws. In the end of this he gets a heart attack on air and dies. His animals are given to better owners.
How it will end: Richard goes the route of every washed up internet toxic celebrity, his viewerbase dwindles to the point when it would be better to get a job, but he finds excuses not to, living off his wife. He eats himself to 600lb and dies of something related. Kelly gets his share of modular mansion and waits for his mother to die to get hers too.
Ethan Ralph.
How I want it to end: Ralph hits rock bottom and everyone thinks he is about to kill himself on stream. Suddenly he starts laughing and looks into the camera, saying "I got you, didn't I?" While ahogs are trying to wrap their heads around it, suddenly Sam Hyde walks in and starts laughing with Ralph. It was all just a ve-e-e-ry long stunt with Sam pulling strings from behind the scenes, think Jace but 100 times more autistic. Stream goes dark, his remaining social media and website disappear, leaving everyone absolutely mindfucked for weeks to come.
How it will end: Ralph hits rock bottom and everyone thinks he is about to kill himself on stream. He does.
Chibi.
This, but I think he will just thirst over thots on Twitter until the day he dies, since he has next to nothing to offer to women of his age.
How I want it to end: Shot at a speedrunning event gone wrong while wearing his lowest effort KH cosplay. Chibi didn't notice the gunman because he was too busy thirstposting after fake e-prostitutes on Twitter.
Most likely ending: Busted for pedo-adjacent activities, never to be seen again.
DSP.
How I want it to end: Phil becomes full-time game journalist, thus becoming the only man among them who can actually play games and not bitch about lack of negroes and trannies.
How it will end: Whimper instead of a bang, either complete obscurity or a sudden death.
Kero the Wolf.
How I want it to end: He gets a fever and goes to ER, only to find out that he contracted a rare flesh-eating bacteria from his late dog. He dies in agony days later.
How it will end: There is an alarming number of furfaggots who are ready to have him back after what he did, so it won't end for a very long time.
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