I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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While I can't get behind putting down dogs that haven't done anything wrong, I also don't understand why the hell you would breed them. Unless you're into dog fighting, there's zero reason to. What do you get out of a pit bull that you can't get from a different, less aggressive breed?

Apparently, diabetes also does something to their temperament? At least, that's the explanation my neighbor used when I was a little kid. Might be total bullshit. Who knows. Just like the article says, their dog never went after adults, only kid-me, to the point that I was terrified to walk from my front door to the school bus each morning. And my neighbors never kept her on a fucking leash.

It took her being about five feet away from mauling me for my dad to finally knock on the neighbor's front door and tell them, "If your dog comes after my daughter again, I'm going to shoot it." So, she stayed chained to a tree in their front yard for the rest of her life, hysterically barking and growling at everyone who passed by. She was so vicious, every person walking would cross to the other side of street, because it always felt like she was going to break off her chain and kill you.

Yeah... I still have a deep fear of dogs to this day.
 
While I can't get behind putting down dogs that haven't done anything wrong, I also don't understand why the hell you would breed them. Unless you're into dog fighting, there's zero reason to. What do you get out of a pit bull that you can't get from a different, less aggressive breed?

Apparently, diabetes also does something to their temperament? At least, that's the explanation my neighbor used when I was a little kid. Might be total bullshit. Who knows. Just like the article says, their dog never went after adults, only kid-me, to the point that I was terrified to walk from my front door to the school bus each morning. And my neighbors never kept her on a fucking leash.

It took her being about five feet away from mauling me for my dad to finally knock on the neighbor's front door and tell them, "If your dog comes after my daughter again, I'm going to shoot it." So, she stayed chained to a tree in their front yard for the rest of her life, hysterically barking and growling at everyone who passed by. She was so vicious, every person walking would cross to the other side of street, because it always felt like she was going to break off her chain and kill you.

Yeah... I still have a deep fear of dogs to this day.
Any dog that's just chained in a yard 24/7 by whatever manner of trash is liable to act like that. Shit, the neighbors I used to have with a feral pack of chihauhaus they just let loose to terrorize the neighborhood had a gshep and a husky they kept chained in the backyard that I'm sure ended up just as batshit crazy and aggressive.

A poorly bred and even more poorly socialized dog is gonna be crazy no matter what breed. Especially since I strongly suspect a lot of "pit bulls" that cause attacks are more mutts from some backyard breeder that are genetically a random assortment of larger, stocky breeds instead of pure bully breeds.
 
I have a slight suspicion who the author is.
In the same site, there's this article:
One of the questions this woman suggests you ask the shelter is if there's any pit admixture. She describes them as "not the breeds they’re being presented as — and are extremely dangerous both to children and other dogs" followed by that picture of various pit mixes advertised as other breeds and a call to "ban this deceptive practice."

So yeah. Pretty sure this "Anonymous Activist" is really just this woman:
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I have a slight suspicion who the author is.
In the same site, there's this article:
One of the questions this woman suggests you ask the shelter is if there's any pit admixture. She describes them as "not the breeds they’re being presented as — and are extremely dangerous both to children and other dogs" followed by that picture of various pit mixes advertised as other breeds and a call to "ban this deceptive practice."

So yeah. Pretty sure this "Anonymous Activist" is really just this woman:
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So shes a Karen with little yappy dogs? Not surprised.

I get the feeling shitzu's probably tend to score worse on temperament tests than bully breeds, since iirc most little yappy breeds tend to score poorly.
Hell yeah, Lecter is dope
 
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So shes a Karen with little yappy dogs? Not surprised.

I get the feeling shitzu's probably tend to score worse on temperament tests than bully breeds
She also volunteers at an animal shelter apparently which means she likely has access to the means to streamline the "have them put down" part of the process. I'd hazard a guess that the one she works at is of the "euthanize pits upon entry" variety if it really is her.
 
This article has to be a shitpost.
It's actually 65.6% from 2005 to 2017 according to the most accurate tracking site on the net. Only goes to 76% if you include Rottweilers.

In my country, people have to get a license to own what are deemed "dangerous" breeds, i had to get one for my rottweilers. Its basically mandatory dog school and training. You can like pit bull or not but its a fact that almost nobody reports little shitbird bites from dachshund or chihuahuas.
People don't report dominance bites (snaps) from smaller dogs? Yeah- is that because they almost never break the skin, and aren't intended to injure or kill?
Whereas rottweilers, pitbulls etc, when they attack, use their much larger size and strength in persistent mauling attacks in which the dog absolutely intends to maim or kill?

A 'dangerous' breed isn't just a breed that bites. It's a breed that has the proclivity and capability to cause serious injury or death to humans, is known to attack for no apparent reason and/or without warning, and attacks persistently.


Pits are not more aggressive but when they are not properly trained more dangerous than other breeds.
Ladies and gents, the only thing more mindless, worthless and contemptible than a pitbull- a pitbull apologist who doesn't know the difference between facts and opinions.

You can't 'train' a Jack Russell terrier out of wanting to chase rats and rabbits into holes, because that's what they're bred for.
You can't 'train' a Blue Heeler to not instinctively herd sheep, because that's what they're bred for.
You can't 'train' a Pointer to not point, because that's what they're bred for.
But when it comes to pitbulls there's always some colossal fucking retard who asserts, without evidence, that you can 'train' a pitbull to not savage and kill things, even though that's what they're bred for.
 
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She also volunteers at an animal shelter apparently which means she likely has access to the means to streamline the "have them put down" part of the process. I'd hazard a guess that the one she works at is of the "euthanize pits upon entry" variety if it really is her.
Shame Karens can't be euthanized upon entry.

I assumed this article was just a shitpost and completely made up, if there's actual a rat dog enthusiast Karen out there putting down [strike]larger mutts with a square-ish head[/strike]pit bulls simply for existing she deserves to be shot into the sun.

I wonder if she hates pits because she wasn't properly controlling one of her rats and it fucked around and found out with one?
Does the site verify breeds are being correctly reported? Especially since "pit bull" isn't a breed but an umbrella term for a couple different breeds

Bully breeds are far from the only breeds developed and used for blood sports or otherwise killing things. Even bulldogs were before we just bred them into being severely deformed and retarded instead.
 
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Does the site verify breeds are being correctly reported? Especially since "pit bull" isn't a breed but an umbrella term for a couple different breeds
A claim so common among pitbull apologists that it ranks #2 on the most popular myths to be debunked on the site.

From a harm-minimization perspective, there is in fact a legal definition of pit bulls.
Some states have even noted in judgements that people of 'ordinary intelligence' or 'laymen' are able to recognize dogs belonging to the pitbull family.
The "you can't tell what a pitbull actually is" was tabled as a defense against the imposition of breed-specific legislation in Ohio, New Mexico and Colorado, and shot down each time.
 
even if they proven effective for hunting or military applications.
They're good for hunting pigs but that's about it. And if they're trained for that they are absolutely unsuitable for anything else (such as being pets).

And as far as 'military' applications go, you let me know the second you find a police, military, customs, ICE or border patrol unit that uses pitbulls for anything other than target practice.

Man created dogs, it is man's social duty to make pitbulls extinct.
In order to destroy something you must first destroy the thing that protects it.
First we take out the pitbull advocates (assuming their beloved landsharks don't do it first), only then can we cleanse the earth of this pointless breed.
 
Pit bulls are the niggers of the dog world.
I first came here to say that.
I tend to believe people who claim they were attacked by an animal out of nowhere for no reason about as much as people who claim they were chased by a snake. Sure, that might be what they claim, but do you really think someone is going to want to be honest about the fact that they were fucking around and found out with a big dog or just left their toddler unsupervised with the dog for hours during a Franzia binge?
Six of one half dozen of another. I've a permanent gash across my face from petting a dobies ear when I was 4 years old, I had zero understanding about his ears being sensitive due to being cropped or whatever.

It took her being about five feet away from mauling me for my dad to finally knock on the neighbor's front door and tell them, "If your dog comes after my daughter again, I'm going to shoot it." So, she stayed chained to a tree in their front yard for the rest of her life, hysterically barking and growling at everyone who passed by. She was so vicious, every person walking would cross to the other side of street, because it always felt like she was going to break off her chain and kill you.
I went to school with a girl whose face was completely disfigured, but earned a multi-million dollar settlement.... because her father was not the man yours was.
 
This is possibly the best idea since the holocaust.

Probably the easiest way would be to never take it out of the cage when bringing it home and dropping it in a large container of water.

Pet owners should be held fully responsible for the actions of their animal. If your 100% well behaved pittie wrecks a 3 year old you should be gassed alongside it.
 
Ordinary people have no business owning pitbulls.
what about dog fights? thats not just a sport for the elite...


In my country, people have to get a license to own what are deemed "dangerous" breeds, i had to get one for my rottweilers. Its basically mandatory dog school and training.
Makes sense, but you only turned your Rottweiler from an animal to a weapon.
 
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