I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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A moderator or several, from outside the subforum, should trawl the subforum in search of posts that violate any one of these three points, and compile them in a list to present to the entire forum. I suggest this because it seems like what irritates both sides is the lack of precision
First constructive post of the threat

It would hopefully satisfy the people who extensively engage with the subforum, because then they would get to see specifically what they are doing wrong.

I don't think you're going to see the results you expect. Especially when we apply the same metric to other popular lolcow threads, who draw similar attention from newfags and a-logs from outside the farms.
 
You would think that people would appreciate the effort that Null puts in to keep the farms open. If you don't like the rules here there are imitation forums you can go to. Or you can even open your own forum and make your own rules. It just seems to me like people are always quick to bitch how someone else runs things but can't be bothered to look at it from the other person's perspective.
 
Phil has always been boring to me, is he astroturfed lolcow or something? What is the appeal etc?
I didn't know who he was and at a glance I didn't get it either, until I looked at the archives. For example, him trying to justify pointing a camera at his television to record gameplay, and that people only use headsets so they can direct capture because all games are meant to experienced by playing with surround sound. Another funny archive is how his viewers built him a PC so he could direct capture and stream, and he did nothing but trash the PC, and the viewers because he wanted to play at high settings, record and stream in 1080p and was surprised the computer couldn't handle it. (a decade ago)
Ignore the ALOG text, the gold is DSP
 
So, we have now reached the point of drive-by posters who know little to nothing about about the DSP threads giving out paragraphs about the "plague" of 'muh, muh alawgs'.'

If you little dick suckers lurk more (which you don't) you would understand the 0.01% of posters who tend to touch the gout are typically SHOAH from the forum. I just don't understand this group think of shit that we all collectively know is somewhat bad? I mean, you faggots do understand this thread was made because your hivemind leader chimped out and justified his chimp out by bringing up almost nonexistent problems that are mostly handled by his staff in a timely manner...

'The 'Alwag plague' in the DSP arc ended years ago, but you fags would not know because you don't follow DSP.
If you don't like the rules here there are imitation forums you can go to. Or you can even open your own forum and make your own rules.
You're either missing the point of the justified anger or intentionally disingenuous.

No one, I mean no one was crying about the forum rules. If you wasn't simply following a certain someone's post without the much needed context you would know what all the sperging was about. While we were actively laughing about DSP's wife being revealed as fat after 5 years of not showing up on stream (lurk more because I know you don't know the lore) a certain someone was summoned because a beautiful poster decided to make the same repetitive feeder joke. Then, after tagging, "The Guy," he went on a full fledge sperg out about "alwags" and how the thread shouldn't exist because it's 'not funny' to (((HIM))) anymore.
 
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If you don't like the rules here there are imitation forums you can go to.

There's literally zero people arguing against the rules from what I've seen here. I've only noticed people objecting to the accusations that the DSP subforum is some kind of cesspool constantly breaking them (or particular different from other lolcow threads).

and that people only use headsets so they can direct capture because all games are meant to experienced by playing with surround sound.

The headphones-suck guy is currently playing games wearing toilet seat neckphones by the way, and says xbox is the better console because he gets real surround sound as opposed to PS5. Lunatic. But i'll take those observations to the dsp thread.
 
So, we have now reached the point of drive-by posters who know little to nothing about about the DSP threads giving out paragraphs about the "plague" of 'muh, muh alawgs'.'
I think this is the crux of the problem right here:
  • DSP detractors don't systematically a-log
  • Other users on Kiwi Farms think they do
Why is that? Well, as someone who has lurked in the subforum for several years, I think I can kind of see why, which is why I proposed the solution earlier. What I think the issue is that the manner in which users on the subforum post can be construed as a-logging even when it isn't. Piece of Peace got banned, and I suspect a reason why he got banned is because he extensively tells Philbert to "kill himself", something Null undoubtedly noticed and just had enough of this perceived a-logging.

Users on other threads for other cows also do this, but perhaps not so frequently as on the DSP subforum. I think that's a big part of where the whole issue lies. Not specifically just that one phrase, but overall higher frequency of utterances that one might associate with a-logs. The way in which DSP subforum users talk about Phil is very specific and you need to really immerse yourself in the snortex to understand this manner of speaking. This is why compiling a list of posts that other users on the forum view as going against the spirit of the forum would help, and illuminate the fundamental issue everyone else has with the subforum. Not the least, I am curious about this myself, because I know for a fact that a-logging on the subforum is not systematic, yet Null and many others insist that it is.

The alternative to this is just that we keep insulting each other and at some point Null just deletes years of history off the site. I don't think anybody wants this, no matter how much they might despise the subforum.
 
Hands of my ManRoachPig, i love the guy. But i think that people who go personal with lolcows are fucking idiots like people who knock on the windows in a Zoo. Like the Amazon, you have to leave lolcows alone for them to flourish. Just ban the fuckers but dont remove Phil, he is a pillar of lolcowdom like Sonichu.
 
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The alternative to this is just that we keep insulting each other and at some point Null just deletes years of history off the site. I don't think anybody wants this, no matter how much they might despise the subforum.
No one here other than Null genuinely despises this subforum. It's easy to notice that just about everyone ITT agreeing with Null just parrots everything he says including his vague and unspecified complaints of alogging and remarks of how disinvested he is in DSP as a lolcow, which is a rather funny show of mindless rectal mountaineering. You have newfags ITT with less than 6 month old accounts seriously arguing not even that the forum should be deleted because they hate it, but that it should be deleted because they don't care. :story:
 
Josh, you have this selfsame complaint every four to six months. You throw a tantrum, people ask what the fuck your problem is, you ban a bunch of users asking that question and for specifics, then the cycle repeats. You give examples of what you see in the subforum as antithetical to the site and then never, ever, cite specific posts, which is why the people you ban over all this are people calling you out, not people starting shit for the site.

You are a bitch about this. The problem is you.
 
Unfortunately, several of my favorite users were banned for voicing their opinions in this thread, so there has been a schism. This whole thing has left a really bad taste in my mouth.
Situational awareness. If you're in Phil's dentchat, and you go full detractor, you get banned. If you gently make fun of how shitty Phil is at the Derich game, you can skate by until you go to far. Same thing applies here, if you gently can make fun of Josh's foibles, you can not be banned for going full autistic alog like other users who lack in situational awareness. (Also, Khet sent pictures of her feet to Jersh to ban those users for making fun of her fat ass, I just know it.)

Regardless, thank you :null: for restoring functionality to the Phil subforum, the dedicated chat was very useful for the twice daily streams to avoid shitting up the 2nd main discussion thread with low quality comments, but, beggars can never be choosers, something Phil has never once learned, much less believed for 10 continuous seconds, in his life. Which chat channel should subforum posters flood now instead to annoy some real wheelchair kiwifarmers in there with the vidya autistics?
 
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This is what I mean about obsession some users have. Not even Chris Chan gets thread like these.

Kat Speculation thread has 378 pages, when people here have said she hasn't been on cam for 4+ years until this week, how did it get to this high of a number. This is higher than many threads active lolcows get themselves.

Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses has 113 pages

DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread 52 pages,

Phil’s Weird Body... 54 pages.

Phil's Dark Skin Anxiety 10 pages

The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread 8 pages.

All outside the Kat thread (discounting the crazy number of posts), I don't get why they are a thing in the first place other than some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless. I do agree with some DSP users saying if the subfourm was closed down in favor of a single thread or two it would be hard to read due to those autistic users, however, that shouldn't be the reason for a sub forum.

DSP should have a thread, however, don't know how people can deny the major user issues in his sub forum even if it's not on the level Null is saying
 
Kat Speculation thread has 378 pages, when people here have said she hasn't been on cam for 4+ years until this week, how did it get to this high of a number. This is higher than many threads active lolcows get themselves.
Because Phil's behavior in relationships is historically known to be awful and he refuses to show Khet citing the haters as an excuse, which adds mystery to the fact that she is able to tolerate his cringy ass. He talks about her often, almost exclusively refers to her as "my wife" instead of by her name even when she's sitting right next to him, and overall he acts really weird about their relationship. So it's interesting and funny. The fucking reveal of her having put on 150 lbs was hilarious, even moreso because he only did it to undercut the upcoming documentary and maintain control of the narrative.
Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses has 113 pages
Funny instances of Phil fumbling language in spite of his job as what's essentially a show host. In fact I'm surprised Josh doesn't have a thread like that himself, for mispronunciations.
The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread 8 pages.
Phil is known to have comically over the top reactions of squick and disgust to any suggestive or sexual content of a heterosexual nature in media. Strangely enough he doesn't have this same reaction to games where sweaty muscular men grope each other. Cue the speculation.

The rest of the shit you mentioned is admittedly TMI but also keep in mind these topics have been around for almost as long as the entire forum itself, it's not like all the gout and balding threads were started yesterday. Also Phil brings a lot of this shit up himself on stream.

All outside the Kat thread (discounting the crazy number of posts), I don't get why they are a thing in the first place other than some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless.
You would know if you weren't a faggot tourist who only comes here to fellate Josh when he's angry and showing dominance.
 
Kat Speculation thread has 378 pages, when people here have said she hasn't been on cam for 4+ years until this week, how did it get to this high of a number. This is higher than many threads active lolcows get themselves.
A few things. Phil constantly tells stories about Kat that makes her sound like an absolute retard. That thread is often dead for a while until Phil starts talking about Kat, outside of shitposting.
The Jenna connection and Kat's weird family history gets talked about and brought up whenever Jenna shows signs of life.
Pictures of horses.
A lot of sperging about Phil's previous trophy, Leanna.
There's also been a lot of other relationship specific shit in that thread, like the divorce speculation arc.
It's less a Kat specific thread, and more "discuss phil's really weird mature adult relationship."
Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses has 113 pages
People laugh at man who can't say words good. People laugh at man who try use fancy words but uses them wrong. Could it be rolled into the main thread? Probably. But unlike Patrick S. Tomlinson, his lexicon is slightly larger than "Enjoy prison, stalker. Wait for the knock little baby child."

Phil's Dark Skin Anxiety 10 pages
The dark skin anxiety is a weird tic he has whenever niggers show up in video games. How is that objectionable? What's wrong with people laughing at that and having a specific thread for the clips? You think kiwi niggers are showing up to his house to make him uncomfortable?

Admittedly a lot of it could be rolled into the main discussion thread, but Phil's threads move in bursts, so filtering out the noise of people talking about specific aspects of weird shit phil does helps a lot.

edit: I'll happily say some of the posters in the subforum are as bad as phil's dents, but most of the people in there just want to laugh at him. He creates a lot of content, and if everything was rolled into a single thread it would be an absolute forum-breaking clusterfuck.
 
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@WTBOnlineFather I didn't even know Null disliked the board until this thread. I have in the past made a number of posts against the DSP board before this thread was open and have been vocal about my dislike of the board and boredom of him in the farms movie nights where his videos play none stop as filler.

So very much not a tourist, and I do know, " some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless." is the reason like I said, which given your response defending some of those threads, I have to take it as you being one of them.

For a lolcow with a normal user posters, all those topics would be within a main thread and have far less posts. Chris Chan the poster cow for this site doesn't even get that level of autism within his board.
 
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I saw nuke the whole fucking board and sink the fucker like the titanic- it's been a shitheap for years with retards crossing the line and commiting federal crimes for a lolcow who, frankly, doesn't produce many lols. Null was absolutely right about DSP and Wings mellowing out with age. Just create a DSP thread in the Grift Wars subforum and quarantine it there.
 
@WTBOnlineFather I didn't even know Null dislike the board until this thread. I have in the past made a number of posts against the DSP board before this thread was open and have been vocal about my dislike of the board and boredom of him in the farms movie nights where his videos play none stop as filler.

So very much not a tourist, and I do know, " some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless." is the reason like I said, which even your response defending some of those threads, I have to take it as you being one of them.

For a lolcow with a normal user posters, all those topics would be within a main thread and have far less posts. Chris Chan the post cow for this site doesn't even get that level of autism within his board.
And all of that hurts the site as a whole how? People who want to post there, post there. People who aren’t interested or hate ~the culture~ don’t. What’s the problem?
 
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You would think that people would appreciate the effort that Null puts in to keep the farms open. If you don't like the rules here there are imitation forums you can go to. Or you can even open your own forum and make your own rules. It just seems to me like people are always quick to bitch how someone else runs things but can't be bothered to look at it from the other person's perspective.

from my perspective you're acting like a faggot
 
have been vocal about my dislike of the board and boredom of him in the farms movie nights
So very much not a tourist
I don't get why they are a thing in the first place
You are one of the dumbest gorilla retard niggers I have ever seen on this website. I literally just explained it to you after you admitted you have no idea what you're talking about and all you can muster as a response is "ackshyually I don't really care after all, you must be an alog". Lol, lmao.
 
And all of that hurts the site as a whole how? People who want to post there, post there. People who aren’t interested or hate ~the culture~ don’t. What’s the problem?
Honestly a good point.

Really is a question should it be used for a containment board where many of the users themselves are allowed to continue being lolcows and making the site look worse, or should it be reformatted with anyone being able to read the thread fora good highlights without the autism and dullest that plague the sub forum, but at the risk pissing off many of the core users and having the more autistic ones spill into other areas of the site.

You are one of the dumbest gorilla retard niggers I have ever seen on this website. I literally just explained it to you after you admitted you have no idea what you're talking about and all you can muster as a response is "ackshyually I don't really care after all, you must be an alog". Lol, lmao.
Sorry you can't read but here it is for the third time " some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless.", all you did was explain that my idea was right. cerulean hydra on the other hand was able to admit most of them should be in a megathread

also full quote as you edited it
I don't get why they are a thing in the first place other than some users lives revolve around every part of DSP no matter how meaningless.
 
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