i. am. done. - 6/21/2018

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pickleniggo said:
So what does everyone think tomorrow’s video will be? Texas Roadhouse, Chinese buffet, Mexican, or all three?
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They will go out to dinner with a heavily cropped snapchat shot of Texas Roadhouse where AL will claim she ate off the healthy menu, then they will go to Walmart where she will hide binge items underneath Becky's chinese 4 buck useless T-Shirt of le 90's kid maymay du jour
 
Synthwave said:
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Yass gorl get it, you'd be a terrific teacher with bugs falling out from your hair and lipstick that has escaped to the edges of your lips from shoving so much greasy junk into your piehole.
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She could definitely teach about all the major food groups: hamburgers, pizza, family size chip bags, soda and ice cream.
 
This is a 13:15 min video with 6 ads that is a compilation of all the excuses Amber has given every fucking time she "goes on a diet".

If Amber had a single honest molecule in her being, this video would had been posted mid-January, around the time the high from losing weight due to food poisoning was gone.

I'll give her props, though. This is, as far as I can remember, the longer she's managed to keep the charade of dieting going on. It was, in an annoying way, funny to watch her brag about the absurd amounts of food she ate while talking about the "diet" she was "following" that day.

Amber said:
I have probably lost - not even exaggerating - a thousand pounds in my lifetime.
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:story:. Says Amber, the walking wobbling calculator.

Once again, because deep down inside I hope it will make her understand, healthy foods don't necessarily translate into low calories. Avocado and açaí, for example won't make you lose weight, quite the opposite if you don't take care.

One interesting thing so far. Amber claims she makes plans every night when she goes to bed about how she's going to eat the next day, but when she wakes up she doesn't follow through. She blames it on being overwhelmed.
What Amber fails to realize is that she lacks the will power to follow through. This is what happens when one refuses to grow up. She needs a grown up to force her to do what needs done, but she refuses to have any grown ups around her.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that most of us make plans for the following day while we lie in bed waiting for sleep to come. And many of us wake up the next day, remember that list and have a few moments of "but I don't wanna do it".
Most of us shut down that whinny voice and do it anyway because it has to be done.

The bug looked like a cockroach to me.

She said she's isn't going to do intuitive eating, she'll just eat what she knows will be healthy. Since she has no education on nutrition, would it be wrong to call her knowledge intuitive?:thinking:
 
She is done counting calories and done with weight watchers when she really didn't do either of those things. :|
 
The food addiction is always their go to, they think it's a watertight defense, and they compare it to other addiction but here's the thing: you also need to drink to survive. You dont need to drink alcohol to survive. You need to eat to survive, you dont need to eat pizza Cheesecake Factory Orange Chicken to survive.

So yes, ultimately it does come to you and your willpower. Every time youre around binge triggers, you have to battle that shit. Every time an alcoholic goes out, theyre probably going to see someone drinking. Booze is ubiquitous, it's everywhere. They have to have the willpower to put it down, to say no.

The addiction angle they always go for is such a weak argument. "Well every time I sit down for a meal I have to choose a salad over an entire cake, a pizza, and three burgers!" Well every time an alcoholic goes to the store he has to choose to JUST buy the shit he came for and not beer, every time he opens the fridge, maybe gets a soda, goes to a restaurant, he has to choose to not get a drink then. You cant abstain from drinking any more than you can eating, you just have to have the willpower to control it. Or you could just give up, and just admit it, own it, and deal with it.

Ironically enough this is considered much easier to do when you actually have something to do, something productive, like I dunno, a job? Some structure and meaning in your life?
 
She reminds me of a kid that has just moved out. Girl is raised always being told to stay away from guys and keep her legs closed then she moves out and completely sluts out for a while. In her case everyone tells her to stay away from bad food and keep her mouth closed so she's just totally slutting out on food. Normal girl would decide to settle down or get scared into it by pregnancy or an std. AL just hasn't had anything bad happen yet to scare her into a better frame of mind. It'll happen and then we will get the "I wish I had listened" video.
 
coldcatsammich said:
She reminds me of a kid that has just moved out. Girl is raised always being told to stay away from guys and keep her legs closed then she moves out and completely sluts out for a while. In her case everyone tells her to stay away from bad food and keep her mouth closed so she's just totally slutting out on food. Normal girl would decide to settle down or get scared into it by pregnancy or an std. AL just hasn't had anything bad happen yet to scare her into a better frame of mind. It'll happen and then we will get the "I wish I had listened" video.
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In her case it will be either: Renal failure, heart attack, blood clot (DVT) or a major stroke.
 
I dont get it all you need to do to lose weight is stick to two meals a day with a shit ton of vegetables and rice, no sugary foods or drinks (ESPECIALLY aspertame foods, there’s something wrong with that shit.), no alcohol or weed (mainly for the munchies :/ ), if you get hunger pangs drink water and stuff your fat ass with celery, cucumbers and carrots (without dip).

You don’t even need to exercise and soon your body will be used to two meals, it’s that fucking easy.
 
your body is done too it seems

edit: "i love constructive critisism" yes you love it so much you label everyone who tries to give you advice etc. a Hadurr.

c'mon
 
"I love constructive criticism" proceeds to ignore every single suggestion ever, and decides to go beyond full fat.

I now watch with bated breath, waiting for the bedridden saga.
 
This bug thing is honestly the most interesting she's been.

She should start a "Fat girl living in nature" channel. Fucking pitch it to like Discovery Channel as the new reality show, "Can a fat sheltered foster child survive in the Kentucky wilderness over FIFTEEN MILES from the nearest Taco Bell?"

Clips of her, all sweaty and dirty and gross, panting and out of breath as she hobbles across a street: "Guys it's been about 4 hours and I dont think I can make it. I have to get to the McDonalds. It's all I can think of, I think I might die out here, Im just thinking--this is what's keeping me going, I think 'Gorl you can do it! Think of the McNuggets! Gotta get those nuggets and a snack wrap!' I mean when youre out here, alone, in the wilderness, it's just you against nature, against the universe, and it's those things that keep you going. Thinking of the people you love: Ronald, Wendy, Mr Sanders, you know, you think--I have to keep going, for them!"
 
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DuckSucker said:
This bug thing is honestly the most interesting she's been. She should start a "Fat girl living in nature" channel. Fucking pitch it to like Discovery Channel as the new reality show, "Can a fat sheltered foster child survive in the Kentucky wilderness over FIFTEEN MILES from the nearest Taco Bell?"

Clips of her, all sweaty and dirty and gross, panting and out of breath as she hobbles across a street: "Guys it's been about 4 hours and I dont think I can make it. I have to get to the McDonalds. It's all I can think of, I think I might die out here, Im just thinking--this is what's keeping me going, I think 'Gorl you can do it! Think of the McNuggets! Gotta get those nuggets and a snack wrap!"
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With her uncontrolled beetus the bugs will eat her flesh in a week.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
''I know how to lose weight, I have the knowledge''. - Is over 500 elbees, eats over 6000 calories a day and is the size of 4 adult women.

Okay, Amber. We been knew. #600lbs2019
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She knows everything. She knows how to lose weight. She knows keto is bad. She knows you need not that much protein. She knows the entire encyclopedia.

She knows everything except to lose weight
 
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