i. am. done. - 6/21/2018

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If this teaches her to eat normal meals instead of alternating ridiculously restricted meals with huge gross binges it could work, but I am not optimistic. She does sound like an alcoholic in that both pretend their behavior is some kind of mystery that they need to solve to stop, the obvious explanation is that it is enjoyable. Eating lots of junk food feels good, it's not caused by being overwhelmed or whatever. From what I can see her main problem is she doesn't have much fun besides eating. If she had a life outside of food it would not be terrifying to be hungry sometimes.
 
Eryngium said:
I dont get it all you need to do to lose weight is stick to two meals a day with a shit ton of vegetables and rice, no sugary foods or drinks (ESPECIALLY aspertame foods, there’s something wrong with that shit.), no alcohol or weed (mainly for the munchies :/ ), if you get hunger pangs drink water and stuff your fat ass with celery, cucumbers and carrots (without dip).

You don’t even need to exercise and soon your body will be used to two meals, it’s that fucking easy.
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Honestly it's really not. When you're 400-500 lbs, as we see with AL and Chantal your entire life revolves around food in a similar way a junkie needs that "fix" before they get out of the house in the morning:: AL and Chantal need that fix (which is eating to the point of physical discomfort) throughout the day, just to feel "normal".

When they can't eat like that they get bored, restless, anxious. Meanwhile they've fucked up their hormones and hunger cues so badly that their body is screaming at them to go eat a pint of ice cream or a bag of chips.

Someone said that AL eats a pint of ice cream every single day. How fucked up is that to your average person? Like, AL does it every single day. This is her life. She eats to fill up the void and the void is only filled when she's eating or thinking about eating and it's only filled when there is so much food in her gut that it's coming up her esophagus.

Fixing her addiction would mean untangling her life from food. What would that entail? For starters it would mean getting on a regular schedule. That would mean forcing herself to get a job or volunteer or do anything to get out of the house and her comfort zone. It would mean asking her housemates to physically lock and restrain her out of food for her own good. It would mean Becky telling her "no" on a daily basis when AL wants to go get a buffet.

Those things are going to be very hard, very, very hard.

TL:DR -- DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET SUPER MORBIDLY OBESE.
 
Every time she says a word its followed by a gasp for breath. When you are so unhealthy that speaking is a strenuous physical activity, I am unsure as to how you are even alive.
 
Those spidery, clumpy eyelashes are really gross. Instead of spoiling your bull dyke Becky with another ill fitting graphic tee, invest some of that sweet YouTube money in a freaking lash comb.
 
I know what would help her. Locking the fridge, everyone else in this house goes on holiday and Big Al would have to walk to the next restaurant/fast food chain. But then again you can order food online.

Would that be her ultimate nightmare? Caged in a house without food in it? :thinking:
 
You know how people can survive a long ass time without dying from starvation right? And how they start to look like just skin and bones before finally dying?

I wonder what would happen if you took this chick and put her in an empty room with only an endless supply of water and a shitter, how long would she last? Would you only have a pile of skin left? Goddamn I’m really curious now.
 
She says shes done with counting calories, but I doubt she even counted them anyway.
Maybe she should start counting the amount of burgers shes stuffing into her mouth instead.
 
Eryngium said:
You know how people can survive a long ass time without dying from starvation right? And how they start to look like just skin and bones before finally dying?

I wonder what would happen if you took this chick and put her in an empty room with only an endless supply of water and a shitter, how long would she last? Would you only have a pile of skin left? Goddamn I’m really curious now.
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She needs to go to a fat camp. There's no way she'll ever lose weight without an initial shock to the system. If she could find a clinical setting with peer support (we got any fat camp experts here?) it could be the kickstart she needs to at least try and get down to 300-400.

Syn said:
She says shes done with counting calories, but I doubt she even did anyway.
Maybe she should start counting the amount of burgers shes stuffing into her mouth instead.
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Sadly, she doesn't even appreciate a perfectly medium rare burger or steak. She prefers a box of gushers or defrosted orange chicken or tube turkey.
 
Eryngium said:
You know how people can survive a long ass time without dying from starvation right? And how they start to look like just skin and bones before finally dying?

I wonder what would happen if you took this chick and put her in an empty room with only an endless supply of water and a shitter, how long would she last? Would you only have a pile of skin left? Goddamn I’m really curious now.
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I do know of a man who was bed bound by obesity and died of starvation. His internet friend died from obesity and he got a severe phobia of eating after that. I can't find his story because it seems more than one super obese person died of starvation. Some live though! This guy went like 380 days without food. Started at almost 500, ended at 180 lbs.
 
"I wouldn't be getting so many views on my videos if people didnt enjoy watching them." Uh, bitch you ain't your queen Trisha Paytas. And most of her viewers are hate watching anyhow.
 
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FitBitch said:
Isn't it cute? She thinks she's important.
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You think @Null would break the "don't pozload my negholep rule" to send her to LA? We would need to stock up on popcorn but can you imagine her walking on Rodeo drive and waddling into Chanel with her $300 in cash and the expression on her face when she realizes the most she can get is an eye glass case? AND she has to waddle back to her car? AND Becky has to pull out so she can get in? And some faggy queen is yelling at her to move her fatass the entire time?

I'm tellin' ya, it would be popcorn time.
 
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