I am NOT a gnome - an important announcement

[Chongqing]

I'm glad you didn't go to jail, you wacky guy.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Ok Gnomo

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Too late. I already have an image of you. You're done kiddo.

Spoiler: Coming to DDS spec you

 

[Lokenstien]

The jury of your peers appear to have ruled against your claim of 0 Gnomish ancestry.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Did you loose a fight to a midget and became one?

He lost a fistfight against an underage australian abo. Should've punched more trees.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Well all of this is exactly what a gnome would say.

 

[Pissmaster]

To my best knowledge, my homeboy @SIGSEGV is truly not a gnome.

 

[Tablet County]

Well you're gnot a gnelf and you're gnot a gnoblin, so what other assumption am I supposed to make?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Well you're gnot a gnelf and you're gnot a gnoblin, so what other assumption am I supposed to make?

I am also gnot a gnome.

 

[not william stenchever]

It cannot be overstated that the gnomes run rape factories to produce half ogre thugs and bodyguards to protect themselves from the consequences of their corrupt enterprises and general degradation of society. They even abducted the previous queen to Ogre Rape Island and forced her to bear three half ogre rape babies as a form of ritual humiliation against the good people whose society they conquered through subterfuge and usury.

I am almost certainly going to be killed for this post, as Null loves the Gnomish people, but the truth must be known no matter how horrible it is to behold.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He's right. Blacks can't be gnomes.

 

[dick brain]

Looks like a goblin to me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

As a proud gnome, I am very disappointed.

 

[Monolith]

So are you a gnelf or a gnoblin?

 

[Tablet County]

I am also gnot a gnome.

Well? What are you?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Lend me your ear! Lend me your ear! Lend. Me. Your. Ear.

The Gnome Council of the Enchanted Forest will kick you out of your mushroom. What you've done is brew a poison and kill us!

 

[Tablet County]

Lend me your ear! Lend me your ear! Lend. Me. Your. Ear.

The Gnome Council of the Enchanted Forest will kick you out of your mushroom. What you've done is brew a poison and kill us!

Get away from that mushroom I'm cuttin' it down.

 

[Luke-Warm Tampon Tea]

 

[Cats]

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Get in line buddy, I have been trying to spread gnome discourse in this part of the sektur and I think I own this discussion by right