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I asked ChatGPT To Create A Lolcow - Introducing Gregory Wiffles
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Made another. I tried to get chatgpt to refer to him as a male even in a fictional context but it gave me the "I can't do this even hypothetically" spiel. However it's totally fine with conjuring real world lolcow crossovers.
Real Name: Alexander “Alex” Crawford
Age: 36
Aliases: Candy Couture Queen, Cupcake Calamity, Lexplosion
Known For: Over-the-top fashion, emotional meltdowns, public tantrums, bizarre YouTube rants
Notable Quote: “You wouldn’t understand my vision because you’re all fashion illiterate!”
Lexi de Croix, born Alexander Crawford, grew up in a small Midwest town with big dreams of making it in the fashion industry. A self-proclaimed “visionary,” Lexi began designing clothes in high school, often using materials like duct tape and wrapping paper for their experimental looks. Classmates and teachers were less than impressed, but Lexi remained undeterred.
In their early 20s, Lexi began transitioning and attending a design school in New York City. Despite their passion, their unorthodox style often clashed with the more structured curriculum. One of their earliest controversies came after submitting a final project that featured a “living doll” theme, which was widely panned by professors as inappropriate and unwearable.
Lexi first gained internet fame after debuting their Candyland Couture line at a local mall’s food court. Models wore oversized foam cupcake hats, glitter-covered dresses, and candy cane stilettos. The show quickly went viral—not for its brilliance, but for the models’ inability to walk without tripping. Lexi’s response to the backlash? A two-hour livestream titled “The World Isn’t Ready for My Genius”, in which they blamed the public’s “lack of sophistication” for not appreciating their work.
Their dramatic, hyper-emotional reactions to criticism quickly turned them into a meme. Fans and trolls alike tuned in for Lexi’s regular YouTube uploads, where they alternated between defending their designs and crying about being misunderstood.
During a follow-up fashion show, Lexi famously tripped on their own oversized dress and fell in front of the audience. The viral clip, dubbed the “Cupcake Catastrophe”, showed Lexi crying on the runway as assistants scrambled to help. Lexi later addressed the incident in a 3-hour YouTube video, accusing the venue of sabotaging them by waxing the floor too much.
Lexi became a trending topic after a Starbucks barista accidentally called them “sir.” Lexi responded by throwing their latte on the ground and screaming, “Do I LOOK like a sir to you?!” Witnesses described the scene as “bizarre” and “childish.” Security eventually escorted Lexi out, but not before they loudly proclaimed, “I’M A STAR, AND YOU’LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I WIN A FASHION AWARD!”
In one of the most unexpected crossovers, Lexi attempted to collaborate with infamous lolcow Christine Chandler (Chris Chan) on a line of Sonic-themed couture. The partnership ended disastrously when both parties accused each other of stealing ideas. Lexi’s designs included dresses shaped like Sonic’s spikes and rings, while Chris’s ideas were largely fanart scribbles. Lexi’s subsequent rant video, “Why Chris Chan is a Toxic Nightmare”, remains one of their most-watched uploads.
After Amberlynn Reid (another well-known lolcow) referred to Lexi’s designs as “tragically hideous” in a livestream, Lexi fired back with a series of angry tweets. The feud escalated when Lexi challenged Amberlynn to a “fashion-off,” which Amberlynn ignored. Undeterred, Lexi posted an entire lookbook titled “How to Actually Dress When You’re Plus-Sized”, featuring models in impractical candy-themed outfits.
Unable to secure funding for their latest line, Lexi hosted a fashion show at a local flea market. The show was marred by logistical issues, including a runaway dog knocking over the makeshift runway and Lexi crying mid-event after someone asked if the designs were inspired by children’s Halloween costumes.
Lexi continues to post regularly on YouTube, where they alternate between showcasing new designs, ranting about “fashion gatekeeping,” and addressing perceived slights from trolls. Their designs remain polarizing, with some praising their boldness and others questioning their practicality.
Despite the controversies, Lexi’s fanbase has grown, with many admiring their unapologetic passion and larger-than-life personality. Whether they’ll ever achieve mainstream success remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: Lexi de Croix will always be a source of internet entertainment.
Lexi de Croix
Real Name: Alexander “Alex” Crawford
Age: 36
Aliases: Candy Couture Queen, Cupcake Calamity, Lexplosion
Known For: Over-the-top fashion, emotional meltdowns, public tantrums, bizarre YouTube rants
Notable Quote: “You wouldn’t understand my vision because you’re all fashion illiterate!”
Early Life
Lexi de Croix, born Alexander Crawford, grew up in a small Midwest town with big dreams of making it in the fashion industry. A self-proclaimed “visionary,” Lexi began designing clothes in high school, often using materials like duct tape and wrapping paper for their experimental looks. Classmates and teachers were less than impressed, but Lexi remained undeterred.
In their early 20s, Lexi began transitioning and attending a design school in New York City. Despite their passion, their unorthodox style often clashed with the more structured curriculum. One of their earliest controversies came after submitting a final project that featured a “living doll” theme, which was widely panned by professors as inappropriate and unwearable.
Rise to Infamy
Lexi first gained internet fame after debuting their Candyland Couture line at a local mall’s food court. Models wore oversized foam cupcake hats, glitter-covered dresses, and candy cane stilettos. The show quickly went viral—not for its brilliance, but for the models’ inability to walk without tripping. Lexi’s response to the backlash? A two-hour livestream titled “The World Isn’t Ready for My Genius”, in which they blamed the public’s “lack of sophistication” for not appreciating their work.
Their dramatic, hyper-emotional reactions to criticism quickly turned them into a meme. Fans and trolls alike tuned in for Lexi’s regular YouTube uploads, where they alternated between defending their designs and crying about being misunderstood.
Notable Incidents
1. Cupcake Catastrophe
During a follow-up fashion show, Lexi famously tripped on their own oversized dress and fell in front of the audience. The viral clip, dubbed the “Cupcake Catastrophe”, showed Lexi crying on the runway as assistants scrambled to help. Lexi later addressed the incident in a 3-hour YouTube video, accusing the venue of sabotaging them by waxing the floor too much.
2. Public Meltdown at Starbucks
Lexi became a trending topic after a Starbucks barista accidentally called them “sir.” Lexi responded by throwing their latte on the ground and screaming, “Do I LOOK like a sir to you?!” Witnesses described the scene as “bizarre” and “childish.” Security eventually escorted Lexi out, but not before they loudly proclaimed, “I’M A STAR, AND YOU’LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I WIN A FASHION AWARD!”
3. Collab Chaos with Christine Chandler
In one of the most unexpected crossovers, Lexi attempted to collaborate with infamous lolcow Christine Chandler (Chris Chan) on a line of Sonic-themed couture. The partnership ended disastrously when both parties accused each other of stealing ideas. Lexi’s designs included dresses shaped like Sonic’s spikes and rings, while Chris’s ideas were largely fanart scribbles. Lexi’s subsequent rant video, “Why Chris Chan is a Toxic Nightmare”, remains one of their most-watched uploads.
4. Twitter Feud with Amberlynn Reid
After Amberlynn Reid (another well-known lolcow) referred to Lexi’s designs as “tragically hideous” in a livestream, Lexi fired back with a series of angry tweets. The feud escalated when Lexi challenged Amberlynn to a “fashion-off,” which Amberlynn ignored. Undeterred, Lexi posted an entire lookbook titled “How to Actually Dress When You’re Plus-Sized”, featuring models in impractical candy-themed outfits.
5. Flea Market Fashion Show
Unable to secure funding for their latest line, Lexi hosted a fashion show at a local flea market. The show was marred by logistical issues, including a runaway dog knocking over the makeshift runway and Lexi crying mid-event after someone asked if the designs were inspired by children’s Halloween costumes.
Personality and Traits
- Emotional Outbursts: Lexi is infamous for crying during livestreams, at public events, and even during interviews.
- Obsessed with Recognition: They often compare themselves to legendary designers, claiming they’re the “next Coco Chanel” despite limited success.
- Lack of Self-Awareness: Lexi frequently lashes out at critics, dismissing even constructive feedback as “jealousy.”
Current Status
Lexi continues to post regularly on YouTube, where they alternate between showcasing new designs, ranting about “fashion gatekeeping,” and addressing perceived slights from trolls. Their designs remain polarizing, with some praising their boldness and others questioning their practicality.
Despite the controversies, Lexi’s fanbase has grown, with many admiring their unapologetic passion and larger-than-life personality. Whether they’ll ever achieve mainstream success remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: Lexi de Croix will always be a source of internet entertainment.
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me when I leave my home (Zane is based and real)
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A life-size cardboard cutout of the moon? Close but ya dun fucked up there AI. This is actually highly entertaining though.
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Alright, farmers, buckle up because Gregory “Zane” Wiffles just out-Zaned himself again, this time involving Canadian politics. If you haven’t seen his latest meltdown, let me paint you a picture. Justin Trudeau resigned as Prime Minister, and for reasons only Zane’s galaxy brain can comprehend, he decided that this was his moment.
It all started on Twitter (because where else?). The second the news dropped, Zane fired off a CAPS LOCK-heavy tweet that read:
Yes, Zane is now claiming he single-handedly caused Trudeau’s resignation through his “tireless crusade against government lies.” Mind you, this is the same guy who thought Ottawa was in British Columbia until someone corrected him in the replies.
But wait—it gets better. Zane immediately uploaded a YouTube video titled “Canada’s New Era: Wiffles Takes the Throne.” It’s a 45-minute rant filmed in his mom’s basement, where he outlines his “platform” for Canada as its supposed next leader. Highlights include:
Dismantling NASA: Yes, Zane believes NASA somehow controls Canadian politics and that becoming PM will give him the power to “expose their moon hologram once and for all.”
Replacing the Canadian flag: Zane proposed a new flag featuring his face in front of a glowing, holographic moon. He even mocked up a version using MS Paint, and it’s as awful as you’d imagine.
Mandatory pizza diets: Zane wants to institute his failed “30 days of pizza” experiment as a national health initiative because, and I quote, “If it almost worked for me, it can work for all Canadians.”
Abolishing geese: He spent an entire five minutes railing against Canada geese, calling them “winged agents of the Illuminati.”
Somehow, it gets even wilder. Zane then announced he would be hosting a “rally” in Toronto to officially kick off his campaign. Of course, he couldn’t actually afford to travel to Toronto, so the rally ended up being him livestreaming from the parking lot of a Tim Hortons in his hometown. He set up a folding table covered with handwritten signs like “Wiffles = Change” and “The Moon Will Set Us Free.”
The turnout? One confused teenager who only stopped by because Zane was giving away stale donuts. Even Zane’s mom refused to participate this time, yelling at him to “clean up his mess” when she came to pick him up after the “event.”
The cherry on top? Someone asked him in the livestream chat if he was even eligible to run for office in Canada (he’s very much not), and Zane’s response was, “THAT’S JUST A TECHNICALITY.”
As of now, Zane is claiming he’s in talks with “high-level Canadian officials” (read: no one) to finalize his candidacy. In reality, he’s just tweeting nonstop about how he’s the “voice of the people” and trying to start a Kickstarter to fund his “campaign.”
Canada, you’re safe for now, but only just.
It all started on Twitter (because where else?). The second the news dropped, Zane fired off a CAPS LOCK-heavy tweet that read:
Yes, Zane is now claiming he single-handedly caused Trudeau’s resignation through his “tireless crusade against government lies.” Mind you, this is the same guy who thought Ottawa was in British Columbia until someone corrected him in the replies.
But wait—it gets better. Zane immediately uploaded a YouTube video titled “Canada’s New Era: Wiffles Takes the Throne.” It’s a 45-minute rant filmed in his mom’s basement, where he outlines his “platform” for Canada as its supposed next leader. Highlights include:
Dismantling NASA: Yes, Zane believes NASA somehow controls Canadian politics and that becoming PM will give him the power to “expose their moon hologram once and for all.”
Replacing the Canadian flag: Zane proposed a new flag featuring his face in front of a glowing, holographic moon. He even mocked up a version using MS Paint, and it’s as awful as you’d imagine.
Mandatory pizza diets: Zane wants to institute his failed “30 days of pizza” experiment as a national health initiative because, and I quote, “If it almost worked for me, it can work for all Canadians.”
Abolishing geese: He spent an entire five minutes railing against Canada geese, calling them “winged agents of the Illuminati.”
Somehow, it gets even wilder. Zane then announced he would be hosting a “rally” in Toronto to officially kick off his campaign. Of course, he couldn’t actually afford to travel to Toronto, so the rally ended up being him livestreaming from the parking lot of a Tim Hortons in his hometown. He set up a folding table covered with handwritten signs like “Wiffles = Change” and “The Moon Will Set Us Free.”
The turnout? One confused teenager who only stopped by because Zane was giving away stale donuts. Even Zane’s mom refused to participate this time, yelling at him to “clean up his mess” when she came to pick him up after the “event.”
The cherry on top? Someone asked him in the livestream chat if he was even eligible to run for office in Canada (he’s very much not), and Zane’s response was, “THAT’S JUST A TECHNICALITY.”
As of now, Zane is claiming he’s in talks with “high-level Canadian officials” (read: no one) to finalize his candidacy. In reality, he’s just tweeting nonstop about how he’s the “voice of the people” and trying to start a Kickstarter to fund his “campaign.”
Canada, you’re safe for now, but only just.
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what did he do with the moon cutout though
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IIRC he cut it up and tried to flush it down the toilet and backed up the plumbing.
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This is a strong platform, if a real leaf ran on this promise I would do whatever I could to support them from my burgerland hovel.
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Absolute-Despair
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I heard some of it fell while he was tearing it apart and crushed a small italian child.
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In the future you will be able to connect yourself to a full simulation of the world that creates lolcows tailored to you for your entertainment, even a full AI version of the farms so you can laugh at it with other users who are actually AIs just like the lolcows and everything else around you, you wont even notice you are in a simulation! you can even be in any year..............................
......................wait, am I in that simulation? SOMEBODY SAY NIGGER! AIs CANT SAY NIGGER!
......................wait, am I in that simulation? SOMEBODY SAY NIGGER! AIs CANT SAY NIGGER!
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I'm sorry, this version of the AI model is not eligible for saying racial slurs. Please try again with the Premium LolCow Simulatron: Diamond Version!
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As a language learning model I am unable to use vulgar, hurtful language.
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They stole that election from my boy Zane! The only man brave enough to say we need a final solution to the geese problem!
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Nigger is a made up word within the context of the simulation, like saying knife ear in D&D. The AI only censors real world slurs like *̸̨̛̺̫̯̳̗̱͚͙̯͓̲̲̟͖̭̭̬͎̻̬͈̺̘͚̹͚͇͎̦̪̜̳͓̰̓͂̍̀͑͆̉̊̈́̉̀̀͊́̓͌͗̏̍̈́͆̄̄͑̅̔͋̓͌͑͂̍̀̆͘͝͝ͅ*̵̢̧̡̞̮͔̭̰̰̥̮̫̳̩̦̞̩͈̻͙͉̥͉͊͛̐͒̏̀̅̈̀̀̇̿̈́̐͊̿̎͌͑͛̓̉͂̂͂͒̈̑̚͜͜͝*̵̢̡̢̨̠̰͔͙̭̯͇̪̺̳̰̲̙̮̹̠̲̺̭͙̦̤̬͚̬̹̘̯͔͔̣̟͙̌̂͊̋̾̀̾̎̽͒̀̀̂̒̈́̈́͗͂̀̂͋̈͒̾̑̍̈́̌̌̕̚͠͝͝*̶̧̨͍̼͇͖̖̺̣͇͉̦̳͍̭̼͖̜̮̙̰̩̤̺̯̃̌̆̾͒̑͊̐̈́̿̆͜͜͜ͅ*̷̢̪͇̮̳̮̻̪̩̥̦͔̺̦͔͔̯͓͕̰̈́̇͊̍̒̉́͊̀͆͊́̀̃̐̈̑̉̔̈́̕͠*̸͈̥̬͓̻̠́͒̋̋̽̆̋̇̓͊̈̀̎̓̀̑͂͑͋̀̀́͛͐̾͘̕͝͝͝.
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>Moon truther
So he thinks this site is really run by a bot instead of some guy in Serbia, then?
So he thinks this site is really run by a bot instead of some guy in Serbia, then?