I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Well, this lasted exactly as long as expected.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Chris, hon, the key to getting people to get along with you is to make them want to.

Right now, you give nobody here any reason to want to apologize--mostly because we have no idea what you want us to apologize for. Be specific, and be calm. Throwing an angry fit at people without explaining why just makes you look like the bad guy.

Okay? Deep breath. Now try again. What happened, and why do you think it's our fault?

 

[Hen in a tie]

Equifax did more to ruin people's lives than some exceptional ween.
Jessica Quinn wasn't even her real name so there was no way someone could've hacked her account and find information that could destroy her.

 

[TheMaxHeadroomIncident]

Chris, I don't speak for everyone here, but when I say none of us had anything to do with this, I mean it. If we're being honest here, it's your own fault for not following Jessica's advice (and it pains me to say that knowing that I do indeed care about you and understand the things you go through as an autistic). But the truth of the matter is that you can't keep blaming everyone else for your problems; you have to face up to them. I only wish you the best and hope things will get better.

Yours,

TheMaxHeadroomIncident

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It seems as if Chris has finally discovered the shocking TRUTH!!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is fucking hilarious

 

[Chrisology1337]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!

None of us hacked you Chris, it was just some w33n stalking your social media.

 

[pelicannon]

I truly wanted the best for you Chris, I'm sorry this happened this way

 

[MMX]

On the brightside
Atleast there's space between him in the cinema now
Atleast on child will be saved close proximity to the rotten watermelon sea watch

 

[GS 281]

She set this all up. Brilliant.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, looks like a situation that friendship and harmony and ponies as seen on an acid trip can't fix.

 

[jenffer a jay]

wow whf cwc is back to his old self.....wing and wing will that you get when your open your heart and soul the inweb have you all real learnd this ......no.......i guress not !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

when I say none of us had anything to do with this

You don't know that.

 

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[a dinosaur]

B-but the date's still on... right?

 

[dacwcman69]

She set this all up. Brilliant.

Id say all with the exception of the q&a; she probably hinted towards him fighting his demons or whatever and he took that as an excuse to take the q&a up; it's usually easy to make assumptions on Chris' actions when he's more predictable than any B movie you'll ever watch.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm sorry if I somehow managed to mess things up.

 

[Black Waltz]

Good to see you again Chris!

 

[DeadMansHand]

I think I'll just sit here and wait for his "Breakup Advice" post and hope that it matches the quality of his "Dating Advice" from last week...

 

[Golly]

Chris, you know we aren't actively in the trolling game, especially regarding you. Anyone who tries is pretty universally mocked. Think about the timing of this (really, the day before you get to see her for the first time?), think about your history. This is too textbook. It's time to add this sweetheart to your list of "theoreticals" as you'd put it and call it a day.