I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

YOU HAPPY NAPPA!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Man...And all I wanted to know was Chris's thoughts on the new Transformers were. Who would have known such an innocent question could have ruined Chris's relationship.

 

[CatParty]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!

Are you still going to that children’s party to see the mlp movie?

 

[Terror Rism]

 

[KM 749]

How can we understand you if you keep pushing us away?

Hey, don't blame all of us! How unfair

#NotallKiwis

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[clowney]

I don't even know what happened but this is freaking hilarious nonetheless.

 

[m0rnutz]

Sorry we made you answer questions you asked us to send, and then made a stream after being told not to. We promise not to do something we didn't do ever again.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

Can't wait to see the depths of exceptional individualism the users are going to display in this thread.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

This was all our fault?



I thought everyone was perfectly nice to Chris.

 

[BartSampson]

And nothing has changed.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Jessica lacks empathy.

You give her love, provide her (and the world) with the Sonichu sensation, and this is how she repays you?!?

 

[AprilRains]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!

Take some fucking responsibility for your own goddamned choices, you goddamned man-child son of a bitch.

P.S. Whoever just changed my user title or whatever, I love it and will keep it forever, or until someone else munges it.

 

[Eichsterd123]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!

Hows your cat?

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Christine or rather Chris,
You need to realize that Jessica Quinn wasn't a real person, it does hurt that she "broke up" with you but remember that most of the fake girlfriends you've had were made to get content out of you. The people here on Kiwi Farms who I might add came together after your home was set ablaze because of your own idiocy and made you a care package. They didn't have to do that for you but they did.
We here at Kiwi Farms aren't bastardous children, trolls or people who have no lives. We come to this forum to discuss you, yes but at the end of the day, we're not thinking of trolling plans to make your life a living hell.
If and this is a big if, If Jessica was real, then she is a horrible person for dragging you like a half-dead dog. If her Facebook account was hacked by "trolls" then it's not our fault. Trolling plans are discouraged here on these forums. It's one of the big rules.
Now for your anger towards us, I can tell you need someone to blame other than yourself. If Jessica was real maybe your stalking of Doopie and other women from Planet Dolan was a big factor. A red flag should've been raised the moment she "broke up" with you the first time. You're the one to blame in this situation, not Kiwi Farms.
Suck it up, be a man, and accept that you made Jessica leave you. Stop blaming trolls for something that you caused.
Grow up.

 

[MMX]

I think Kim Wilson in a jealous rage is behind the jessica hack and kiwi farms is a convenient scape goat

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

Damn, now I’ll never know Chris’ favourite cheeseburger

the bacon cheeseburger toaster from Sonic of course

 

[ES 148]

I may be a God Damned Bastardous Child but I am a Strong Woman as well. Thanks for instilling me with confidence, Chris.

 

[Tennis Monkey]

Grow up.

He should, but of course he never will. This whole incident is proof that Chris just can't help repeating the same mistakes. He's always crashing in the same car.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Ya dun goofed Chris, ya dun goofed