I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

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Caz said:
Yeah, I won't be surprised if Jessica reappear.
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Neither would I. Her last tantrum was obviously just her putting on a show. No actual human being acts like that when angry. She seems like the kind of crazy manipulative bitch who flips out occasionally to pussywhip her pathetic boyfriend into submission. Last time he did something she didn't approve of, she "broke up" with him for 5 minutes and sent him angry selfies. This time she breaks up with him and deletes her Facebook. Next time she'll probably murder Barb. She's no whiteknight, far from it. She's turning Chris into her dancing monkey.
 
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My life is being destroyed by Chris's curse. I was walking to the bodega and someone told me to have a "blessed day" which, like, totally distracted me and I bumped into another pedestrian and he glared at me :(

Please, you honest lesbian-souled tomgirl, come down from your swamp hut and spare us or I'll use my shadowy binaural beats-jitsu in self defense.
 
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Zap Rowsdower said:
Oh shit, a piece of paper on my desk just moved an inch to the right!

Chris, please reconsider! Have mercy!
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I accidentally tripped while going up stairs. if Chris doesn't remove this curse soon, who knows how long it will be until something worse happens!
 
So, What's the deal with Chris and curses? Why does he think he can just will them to happen merely because he says so? (for that matter, shouldn't he be more afraid of himself being cursed, since he has so many trolls that want to fuck him over?)

Look, curses aren't real, but hypothetically, if you believed they were, the general consensus (among believers) is that in order to inflict a curse, it takes POWERFUL magic, a specific spell, usually using some arcane language, and usually requires something that belongs to the person you intend to curse. And not only that, sometimes you need to sneak the "cursed object" onto your intended victim's person. So...yeah... Cursing someone isn't something you can just do at whim.

But Chris seems to think he can do it simply by virtue of decree. That right there is what we call a god complex ( and yet, he claims to be a devout follower of God and Jesus Christ?)
 
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So, What's the deal with Chris and curses? Why does he think he can just will them to happen merely because he says so? (for that matter, shouldn't he be more afraid of himself being cursed, since he has so many trolls that want to fuck him over?)

Look, curses aren't real, but hypothetically, if you believed they were, the general consensus (among believers) is that in order to inflict a curse, it takes POWERFUL magic, a specific spell, usually using some arcane language, and usually requires something that belongs to the person you intend to curse. And not only that, sometimes you need to sneak the "cursed object" onto your intended victim's person. So...yeah... Cursing someone isn't something you can just do at whim.

But Chris seems to think he can do it simply by virtue of decree. That right there is what we call a god complex ( and yet, he claims to be a devout follower of God and Jesus Christ?)
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Please those silly warlocks know nothing of Chris's magic power and the source of its might, the All Powerful :autism: .

Ever since the curse, I had a terrible cold and my mouth tastes like snot. It was totally worth watching that video though!
 
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Nekromantik said:
I for one am not a bastard, as I know who my father is. So there.
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Being a bastard doesn't mean you don't know who your father is. It means you were conceived either as a result of an affair or out of wedlock.

But anyway back to the point. Chris I am sorry for your loss, but she was playing you like a fool to begin with. She was a troll, the equivalent to an Ivy or a Blanca. You can't be so quick to put your trust into people romantically (though I think she'd been talking to you for three years or so?)

At any rate wtf am I even saying....your not going to read this any whom. Life goes on. Go on e-bay and buy some new Legos or a shiny new MLP with pretty colorful hair you can sit down and brush. Life goes on :heart-full:
 
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