I don't get it - Embrace your inner The Last Stand

[DoomsdayElite]

Jennifer's Body. Stupid fucking movie, its "cult following" is just dykes who got wet whenever Megan Fox turned a teenage boy into meatloaf.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nigga did you really just reinvent spontaneous generation theory?

I have no idea. I guess so.

How is it that when you go up higher altitudes, it gets cooler?

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

I don't get FOMO or jumping from media to media or the newest movie/game/show/book etc. I usually like to sit on things I enjoy for a few years. (Not one at a time but that's neither here nor there)

 

[Lovely Kin]

Superhero movies and how people were obsessing over them. I didn't even get it when Endgame was popular and being forced. Perhaps it was a trend.

 

[gamerweeb1]

How are you expected to memorize button combos and directions for fighting games?

Yeah, this is why I can’t play ANY fighting game other than Smash Bros. It feels like I am fighting the controls more than I am fighting the other player.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Yeah, this is why I can’t play ANY fighting game other than Smash Bros. It feels like I am fighting the controls more than I am fighting the other player.

You should try Shaq Fu!

 

[Ass to Ass]

Some of the new members-I can't tell if they're coming on way too hard or just doing a poor job trolling.

This aged like fine milk.

 

[Captain Syrup]

You should try Shaq Fu!

Shaq Fu is so bad, even Justin Wong couldn’t get past the first fight.

Speaking of fighting games, Mortal Kombat has always played like dog shit. I think people just latched onto it because a ninja pulled out someone's spine once. And now the fatalities are like watching a Pixar short about dismemberment. I shouldn't need a sandwich and a chair to Finish someone.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Shaq Fu is so bad, even Justin Wong couldn’t get past the first fight.

Speaking of fighting games, Mortal Kombat has always played like dog shit. I think people just latched onto it because a ninja pulled out someone's spine once. And now the fatalities are like watching a Pixar short about dismemberment. I shouldn't need a sandwich and a chair to Finish someone.

I've played and completed Shaq Fu, all you have to do is spam the blade-spin-cyclone-whatever with Sett Ra.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

I've played and completed Shaq Fu

 

[Lovely Kin]

"Cultural appropriation" what the fuck does that even mean? If you like it a lot, it's racist?

 

[Captain Syrup]

"Cultural appropriation" what the fuck does that even mean, it's racist?

"Socially acceptable minstrel show."

No one talks about it much now, mostly because white people are too busy trying to rediscover their culture (or invent one):

 

[Lovely Kin]

Update: I tried crumbl cookie. I don't get it still. Decent cookies, but I could make something at home or buy them somewhere else for cheaper

Thread tax: I don't get why they try making us tip cashiers. Stop flipping the tablet at me.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

Every time I see a doordash person walking up to a door, they have their head down looking at their phone.

You seriously can't get off your phone for the two seconds it takes to walk from your car to a stranger's door?

 

[Barry Williams]

Every time I see a doordash person walking up to a door, they have their head down looking at their phone.

You seriously can't get off your phone for the two seconds it takes to walk from your car to a stranger's door?

No, these people are doing DoorDash because they are functionally retarded and are incapable of functioning at even the most basic of normal jobs so they fight over table scraps delivering cold McDonald's food to fat retards with more money than sense.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Every time I see a doordash person walking up to a door, they have their head down looking at their phone.

The delivery guy is stuck trying to get the app to work while it demands photographic proof that the bag of tacos is on your doormat.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

The delivery guy is stuck trying to get the app to work while it demands photographic proof that the bag of tacos is on your doormat.

As someone who's done DD for extra cash, it's the biggest piece of shit app ever. No joke, it's the worst app I've ever had the misfortune of using. I would sometimes reboot it 2 dozen times a night. GPS just stops working whenever it feels like so you have to use Google.

 

[ChompChomp]

I don't understand why the credit system only allows you to increase credit by a few things to increase it with

Here's an article (not mine) on boosting credit. Lenders just want to know how you handle debt, which isn't all bad. I mean, I would you lend money to someone who has a sketchy history of paying it back? I wouldn't.

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/raise-credit-score-fast

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

People that buy new technology like phones and gaming consoles day one. It's overpriced, buggy and there will be a new one in a couple of years.

 

[Lovely Kin]

People that buy new technology like phones and gaming consoles day one. It's overpriced, buggy and there will be a new one in a couple of years.

One of my coworker's does this for phones, and she's always struggling with money despite her husband having an excellent job. She engages in console wars about phones too.

Thread tax: Lot of it is mental illness, but how hoarders don't even notice how much they are hoarding. Maybe they know deep down.