I don't get it - Embrace your inner The Last Stand

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I don't get FOMO or jumping from media to media or the newest movie/game/show/book etc. I usually like to sit on things I enjoy for a few years. (Not one at a time but that's neither here nor there)
 
Superhero movies and how people were obsessing over them. I didn't even get it when Endgame was popular and being forced. Perhaps it was a trend.
 
We Are The Witches said:
You should try Shaq Fu!
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Shaq Fu is so bad, even Justin Wong couldn’t get past the first fight.

Speaking of fighting games, Mortal Kombat has always played like dog shit. I think people just latched onto it because a ninja pulled out someone's spine once. And now the fatalities are like watching a Pixar short about dismemberment. I shouldn't need a sandwich and a chair to Finish someone.
 
Captain Syrup said:
Shaq Fu is so bad, even Justin Wong couldn’t get past the first fight.

Speaking of fighting games, Mortal Kombat has always played like dog shit. I think people just latched onto it because a ninja pulled out someone's spine once. And now the fatalities are like watching a Pixar short about dismemberment. I shouldn't need a sandwich and a chair to Finish someone.
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I've played and completed Shaq Fu, all you have to do is spam the blade-spin-cyclone-whatever with Sett Ra.
 
"Cultural appropriation" what the fuck does that even mean? If you like it a lot, it's racist?
 
Made In Lovely Kin said:
"Cultural appropriation" what the fuck does that even mean, it's racist?
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"Socially acceptable minstrel show."

No one talks about it much now, mostly because white people are too busy trying to rediscover their culture (or invent one):

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Update: I tried crumbl cookie. I don't get it still. Decent cookies, but I could make something at home or buy them somewhere else for cheaper

Thread tax: I don't get why they try making us tip cashiers. Stop flipping the tablet at me.
 
Every time I see a doordash person walking up to a door, they have their head down looking at their phone.

You seriously can't get off your phone for the two seconds it takes to walk from your car to a stranger's door?
 
Zorak Prison Pod said:
Every time I see a doordash person walking up to a door, they have their head down looking at their phone.

You seriously can't get off your phone for the two seconds it takes to walk from your car to a stranger's door?
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No, these people are doing DoorDash because they are functionally retarded and are incapable of functioning at even the most basic of normal jobs so they fight over table scraps delivering cold McDonald's food to fat retards with more money than sense.
 
Captain Syrup said:
The delivery guy is stuck trying to get the app to work while it demands photographic proof that the bag of tacos is on your doormat.
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As someone who's done DD for extra cash, it's the biggest piece of shit app ever. No joke, it's the worst app I've ever had the misfortune of using. I would sometimes reboot it 2 dozen times a night. GPS just stops working whenever it feels like so you have to use Google.
 
People that buy new technology like phones and gaming consoles day one. It's overpriced, buggy and there will be a new one in a couple of years.
 
Nikes_JustDoIt said:
People that buy new technology like phones and gaming consoles day one. It's overpriced, buggy and there will be a new one in a couple of years.
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One of my coworker's does this for phones, and she's always struggling with money despite her husband having an excellent job. She engages in console wars about phones too.

Thread tax: Lot of it is mental illness, but how hoarders don't even notice how much they are hoarding. Maybe they know deep down.
 
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