I Failed At Life

[AgendaPoster]

I don't believe you
But still
Maybe?

i will fully commit to dieting again

If you're fat you're basically privileged.
Be happy you have food, shelter and laptop

 

[paperwork]

if this is an honest post, my honest answer is weather the storm homie. reading that post my best advice is don't let your family use you as a punching bag. it sounds like they're mired in their own bullshit and pounding on you instead of dealing with it. I know their type, I'm surrounded by them.

don't let them bait you, be the bigger person, work hard on you and what you love, put time into people who appreciate you, practice patience and generosity. squash your ego and embrace humility.

don't be afraid to discard family, they're in your life through happenstance, it's your friends are in your life through choice, they're the ones that will have your back come thick and thin.

be the best person you can be and let shit people turn on each other while you walk in the sun.

in time you might even get that goth gf.

 

[glow]

sorry to say but i did not workout i showered but starting new years i will fully commit to dieting again i can do it i just have to get rid of the temptation

Well done on you for following basic hygiene.

Did you read the shit I posted on the "what the hell effect"? There's an opposite version where you put needless dependencies in the way of you actually starting to improve.

If you've got legs and you've got some shoes, you can get up and run around the block right now. You can walk around it 10 times listening to podcasts. I'll even take that as a small victory for you, and stop bullying you for a whole 24 hours.

DO THE WORK

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

my dad told me she was worried

Let me stop you right there.

In all seriousness, how IN THE FUCK did you not end this with a Bel Air?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Well done on you for following basic hygiene.

Did you read the shit I posted on the "what the hell effect"? There's an opposite version where you put needless dependencies in the way of you actually starting to improve.

If you've got legs and you've got some shoes, you can get up and run around the block right now. You can walk around it 10 times listening to podcasts. I'll even take that as a small victory for you, and stop bullying you for a whole 24 hours.

DO THE WORK

fine my bad

Let me stop you right there.

In all seriousness, how IN THE FUCK did you not end this with a Bel Air?

elaborate

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

elaborate

You should have ended like this

Im a failure everyone secretly or not so secretly Hates if my parents could they would pick a nice kid without issues over this pathetic mentally ill freak failure of a son they got instead after one of my breakdowns my dad while nice I can tell he was letdown by my stupidity he knows he failed as a father and he yelled at me and called me a pussy and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

You should have ended like this

LMAO brillant idea

 

[RollingRock2]

OP:

 

[Begemot]

I don't understand, I thought we we all just shitposters.....

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I don't understand, I thought we we all just shitposters.....

that has not changed

 

[JudyTester]

Every time I see one of your terrible posts I'm going to picture the ping pong and bike bell trauma now. Amazing.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I'll be honest life is fucking hard. This world it breaks many people, turns many people evil, but if You're a religious person scared of dying don't let evil live through you. Live a good and honest life I'm not saying perfect I'm saying good and honest life.
You're going to have failures and setbacks you're not Jesus and you're only human. A good Christian admits their faults and continues on. The greatest sin to albeit a more culturally Catholic person at this point.

ive read everypost all pretty good advice i think you guys are right i will start with working out then get a job so i can get a social circle im scared to ask for a job as i mentioned but i mean screw it why not that would fix my issues thanks for the good advice i will be sure to update you guys on my progress

It's good to have friends and iron sharpens iron. Look don't ruin good for the quest for perfection. Sometimes good is good enough.

 

[Foghotten]

lol faggot

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Nigga I ain't reading all that. Happy to hear it or sorry that happened.

When it comes to life, No one wins. No one finally loses, except the dead, under the sun, they rot together, in absolute biological equality.

 

[Fougaro]

Of course you failed at life, OP. Why else would you have registered on this site?

 

[Begemot]

Just do daily tasks, it all adds up.

Go for a walk, cut out sugar, read every day.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Don't get too down on yourself, so did I.

 

[Begemot]

Lad, if you need time to re-centre yourself there's no shame in it, don't become a fool like Felix that lives in a realm of delusion....

 

[glow]

fine my bad

No worries. It is now a few days later. What steps have you taken to respect yourself so far this week?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

No worries. It is now a few days later. What steps have you taken to respect yourself so far this week?

ive not been jacking off i ate alittle better tried to drive though i failed at that