I FUCKING HATE ZOOMER EDITING

Anybody remember the hamster dance? I think maybe internet shit is coming full circle...

 
If you make a tutorial and have this style of editing, I hope you bite a shotgun bullet in the future because holy fuck faggots that do this for educated content make me see visceral red.
On a different note, I only like this kind of editing for chuddy content from soyteens since it's so absurd and retarded with all the black suns and heckking aryan hyperborea messaging
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Since we're on the topic, I want to hang all "editors". If you need to take pride in editing videos, you need to kill yourself. No, we don't need you to "make it flashy" or "add in memes". No, we don't care about your political opinions. You're not special
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It's infuriating whenever they add their own comments or stuff they like into the videos. It's usually the same three or four tranny hobbies and referrences. I developed a severe hatred of Fumos thanks to faggot editors shoving them in videos. Anyone behind the camera needs to be quiet.
Semi-related, but it reminds me of those awful cooking tik toks. The ones where dumb chick wastes a ton of food for views. They always have their idiot husbands filming and making the most inane comments imaginable.
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Found it. Lankybox. Can't embed it and I'm definitely not downloading and reuploading a fucking 2.5 hour video, so you'll have to deal with viewing the faggot account that posted it:
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This is how demons communicate.
 
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Why do they ear rape you? I don't understand why you would enjoy having your ears blown out. It makes headphones a liability and the only purpose I can think of is waking up an viewer who fell asleep with it on (or auto play)..
 
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Ssethtzeen-whatever is one of the few YouTubers I watch regularly, but sometimes his videos dip into this territory. I shouldn't need to watch a video three times just to process all the information being crammed into my sensory organs.

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I was gonna post about how Mr. Beast is technically not a "zoomer" as he is in his thirties but then I looked it up and that poor grimacing fucker is only 26.
How e-celebrity ages a man.
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I imagine selling your soul to Google takes a toll on your physical form. That much concentrated evil can't possibly be good for you.
 
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Megaton Punch said:
Ssethtzeen-whatever is one of the few YouTubers I watch regularly, but sometimes his videos dip into this territory. I shouldn't need to watch a video three times just to process all the information being crammed into my sensory organs.


I imagine selling your soul to Google takes a toll on your physical form. That much concentrated evil can't possibly be good for you.
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Bloke plagiarized his entire SS13 video from one of the most popular greentexts >but he paid for porn so based!!! lamooo!
 
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⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
Bloke plagiarized his entire SS13 video from one of the most popular greentexts >but he paid for porn so based!!! lamooo!
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A Jew, PAYING for porn. What is this world coming to. Also a Jew producing porn lol.
 
Not to mention there are information shorts shit where they talk like everything is a question
 
you can't even play a video in the background and pretend it's a podcast because they'll add unnecessary sound effects every ten seconds
 
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Grinrow2 said:
lol millennials cant handle their dopeamine receptors being stimulated cus they're old
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Shut the fuck up. There's a huge difference between videos with loud sound, and a 30 second TikTok short ass-blasting your eardrums and inducing a seizure for no fucking reason. Besides, shaky cameras and loud shrieking noises aren't anything new, we had things like Annoying Orange and Fred, for fucks sake...


Koi Fish said:
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reads: "I made a bad YouTube Poop"
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That's exactly what these low-effort TikTok zoomer "edits" remind me of. The old YTP videos were at least funny and self-aware, and were mostly made to take the piss out of the early "serious" YouTubers before YouTube actually became "very serious business". The difference with these though is these Ziddiots do the same things un-ironically, and for no logical or artistic purpose whatsoever. They just go through the same motions and everyone else, creating the same mindless drivel. The only thing worse than that is the "creators' who's entire shtick is "reacting" to another video, and it's always some fat, 300lb bearded boomer mogging mindlessly at the camera, or some sassy negress smiling smugly and pointing or nodding her head in agreement with whatever is going on. Literal subhuman shit-tier "content" with the minimum of effort.
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you're so skibidi, stick my gyatt out for the rizzler
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Peak cringe, literally Sub-Saharan jungle nigger language. Thank fucking GAWD I never have and never will download TikTok. It's nothing but pure brain rot for the masses.
 
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Smar Mijou said:
Shut the fuck up. There's a huge difference between videos with loud sound, and a 30 second TikTok short ass-blasting your eardrums and inducing a seizure for no fucking reason. Besides, shaky cameras and loud shrieking noises aren't anything new, we had things like Annoying Orange and Fred, for fucks sake...



That's exactly what these low-effort TikTok zoomer "edits" remind me of. The old YTP videos were at least funny and self-aware, and were mostly made to take the piss out of the early "serious" YouTubers before YouTube actually became "very serious business". The difference with these though is these Ziddiots do the same things un-ironically, and for no logical or artistic purpose whatsoever. They just go through the same motions and everyone else, creating the same mindless drivel. The only thing worse than that is the "creators' who's entire shtick is "reacting" to another video, and it's always some fat, 300lb bearded boomer mogging mindlessly at the camera, or some sassy negress smiling smugly and pointing or nodding her head in agreement with whatever is going on. Literal subhuman shit-tier "content" with the minimum of effort.

Peak cringe, literally Sub-Saharan jungle nigger language. Thank fucking GAWD I never have and never will download TikTok. It's nothing but pure brain rot for the masses.
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I was taking the piss, this garbage activates my fight or flight response
 
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Smar Mijou said:
Shut the fuck up. There's a huge difference between videos with loud sound, and a 30 second TikTok short ass-blasting your eardrums and inducing a seizure for no fucking reason. Besides, shaky cameras and loud shrieking noises aren't anything new, we had things like Annoying Orange and Fred, for fucks sake...
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Haha old man you cant hear anything above 16,000 hzs. My ears are strong and yours are weak and failing time to get with the times old man
 
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