I hate the Internet and everyone on it

[AnOminous]

Give Null all of your Bitcoins so he can buy all of the things to make this site impregnable, because I'll be damned if I'm spending another week lurking amongst the rabid pyscho cunts at lolcow farms.

I thought the lcf thread was pretty cozy even with the deranged cockless dude shitting it up and all the femcel "moid" talk and other nonsense.

 

[Meat Target]

So, Null has basically built his own in-house Iron Dome to protect against DDOS attacks?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

From Null's Service Provider thread:

HostSlick is based out of the Netherlands, which is an oddly pro-free speech region of the EU. Perhaps the only one. Not sure why, the Dutchmen are just made of sterner stuff than their neighbors.

The Dutch are a funny lot. Hard and bloody minded. They once killed and ate their own prime minister. True story.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Do you still have a plan to release the 7TB forum archive as a torrent? I think you should: having their shameful and criminal past permanently in the open at least makes taking down this site slightly pointless.

I agree. In fact, with the state of the Internet being what it is, I'm of the opinion Null should consider releasing anonymized DB dumps, periodically. I'd straight up buy a dedicated NAS and seed them. @Null, hate to @nnoy you, but do you have any thoughts long these lines?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Trying to take down this forum at this point is like trying to push through the Maginot Line. It's going to end terribly.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

We're back in the saddle again.

 

[AnOminous]

I agree. In fact, with the state of the Internet being what it is, I'm of the opinion Null should consider releasing anonymized DB dumps, periodically. I'd straight up buy a dedicated NAS and seed them. @Null, hate to @nnoy you, but do you have any thoughts long these lines?

I like the idea of a modular dump (assuming XF doesn't already dump that way) so that it's fairly easy to pick out a single subforum or even thread and just move that content by itself to either a static mirror or another single-subject site. These troons and other perverts really only care about their own threads so they'd do nothing to help another troon with a site that only impacted that other troon.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I missed all of you retards.

 

[Lady Round Buns]

I know it's been said a bunch, but MAN did I miss you assholes. I appreciate you, Null! Thank you for all your hard work, I've been having some tough times with family and being able to laugh at trannies really helps the depression.

Love you, degenerates!

 

[Monster of the week]

Congratulations on having the site back. Glad to know things are okay. May you endure and prosper, our dear ooperator.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I missed all of you retards.

lol, gay.

 

[draggs]

lol that faggot matthew price hasnt even bothered to update his message on cloudflare blocking the farms

if you try to go to lolcow.tv apparently there is still an IMMINENT AND EMERGENCY THREAT TO HUMAN LIFE

24/7/365 IMMINENT AND EMERGENCY THREAT TO HUMAN LIFE THAT NEVER GOES AWAY FOREVER

 

[Seventh Star]

I am an inminent threat to human life baby.

 

[kidatari]

I wasn't sure how to phrase with the sentence "Makes" or "Meets" new friends.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

Glad the site's back Null, looking forward to your deranged ramblings streams!

 

[Lucario]

Will the EndGame switch eventually happen, @Null? Or will we stay on HAProxy-Protection for now?

 

[SomeDingus]

 

[Cats]

i hate the internet and everyone on it

There is a light at the end of the tunnel, a lot of people seem to forget about it actually:

As time goes on it becomes increasingly likely that the next Carrington Event-scale geomagnetic storm will occur. This is not a "maybe"; this is something that will happen. Many big brain space homies think it will be pretty soon, or that we are actually overdue for another storm. When it does hit our planet it is almost certain that it will be around a decade or more before Earth's electrical grids are all completely restored. There will be no internet for a very, very long time. And such a storm will happen about every couple hundred years.

It will be chaos at first but then humans will be forced back into a lifestyle that requires hard work, interacting with one another for better or worse, possibly hunting for their food, having to make life or death decisions on the daily, and defending themselves and their loved ones from harm. Frontier justice will be commonplace.

I refer to this being a light at the end of the tunnel because no matter how fucked up or ass backwards or insane our society or government or neighbors get, we can always rely on Mother Nature to reset humanity to the mid 1800's every so often. No electricity or internet might sound like it would absolutely suck, and for some people it definitely would. But you'll adapt, and probably be a whole lot happier. The happiest moments in my life occurred in the real world, and I am sure yours did too.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Happy to sneed with you all again

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

I've missed you fuckers. Good to be home.