I hate the Internet and the people who own it

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Free speech / protected speech is intensely important to me, and I fear that the continued policing of online content by a small group of individuals will destroy the internet forever.

Remember: this isn’t a fight over suppressing child porn or Sandy Hook pictures. It’s about making sure a transgender person never has their feelings hurt by being called the “wrong” name or pronoun.

Thanks for giving us a space to laugh at retards, @Null. You’d probably hate me IRL — but goes to show how diverse and vast the posting community here is.
Free speech is seen as a "violent" maybe even "criminal" vibe these days. Just look at what happened when Musk owned twitter. A bunch of retards started spamming nigger nigger nigger and twatter responded by treating it like the end times.

The internet is comfy, it's discord uwu, it's close your eyes and listen to this girl blow bubbles into her microphone, it's watch the latest anime (ft. trans VA!). There is no more room for aggressiveness apart from maybe call of duty discords.

And, at the end of the day, it isn't all that bad, the fluffy, turn your brain off, that the internet is to distract you from x party doing x thing. But it's at the exclusion of all else.
 
Robert A. Heinlein said:
There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

Contemporary writers have been fully domesticated. And it was indeed by locking them in a cage and shoveling goyslop down their gullets like some kind of Lynchian foie gras.
 
how come every time i close my eyes i see all kinds of horrible killed faces in the darkness there and always in the peripheral of my vision is some type of Creature lurking every single day of my entire life
 
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how come every time i close my eyes i see all kinds of horrible killed faces in the darkness there and always in the peripheral of my vision is some type of Creature lurking every single day of my entire life
Because we’re in the middle of the dead marshes and Null is leading us. Now to determine if he’s gollum or frodo or both.
 
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Josh, thank you.

Thank you for trying to keep an old way of doing things from dying and a breed of the best kind (ykwim) from being euthanized.

Fuck Keffals, and the man, and Chris.

Motherfucker!!!

Now let's get out there and discuss weirdos in an offbeat, offensive fashion while still respecting our fellow forum goers - ehh, whatever.

Welcome back Kiwis!
 
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Just keep noooooticing and IRL, too. You don’t have to go full farms but a small noticing here and there is well placed and others will start to noooootice too.
 
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In the immortal words of Adolf Hitler himself:
Adolf Hitler said:
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.
 
Free speech is seen as a "violent" maybe even "criminal" vibe these days. Just look at what happened when Musk owned twitter. A bunch of retards started spamming nigger nigger nigger and twatter responded by treating it like the end times.

The internet is comfy, it's discord uwu, it's close your eyes and listen to this girl blow bubbles into her microphone, it's watch the latest anime (ft. trans VA!). There is no more room for aggressiveness apart from maybe call of duty discords.

And, at the end of the day, it isn't all that bad, the fluffy, turn your brain off, that the internet is to distract you from x party doing x thing. But it's at the exclusion of all else.
I would trade the fluff to get the golden age of the internet back.

When I was a kid, you learned to suck it up and get on with it.

Of course I couldn't tell you much about what everyone else was doing because I was on the internet all the time and my parents were highly suspicious of my Neopets account.

Maybe I shouldn't have stolen their Lab Ray and 100k NP but damn was it edgy.
 
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Even if I have to start sending carrier pigeons with notes that say "Lol. Lucas is a boy" that's what I'll do. I won't be bullied or coerced into silent capitulation by a bunch of child grooming sexpests with blue checkmarks and mutilated genitals.

Coo coo motherfuckers.
RFC-1149 and RFC-2549 cover this, but I'm sure the troon brigade will simply resort to shooting every pigeon they see, until there's none left to carry the message. The extinction of an entire species is less terrible than the possibility that one of those pigeons might be carrying a deadly payload of words.
 
What the gender people fail to realize is they're actively digging their own graves. Setting a precedent on the modern Internet to capitulate to what you personally find offensive is a dangerous game. Anyway hope they have fun defending their birdsite from King Elon and his conservative flunkies.

Stay sane, Jersh. I really do love this place and am happy to see it back on the front-facing Internet.
 
Just in case anyone is interested ddosing is illegal and those people that do it or pay to have it done are criminals.
The kiwi Farms hosts no illegal content on the site and heavily moderates its boards as to not allow bad actors to try anything.
we do not and have never condoned swatting or interfering in anyway shape or form with the individuals the site documents.
Lolcows need no interference, as soon enough without fail they will do something that is in one way or another humorous.

we are not criminals.
The people that are trying to take down this site by definition are.

To those that keep trying to remove the farms in order to hide all the sordid things they did, be it grooming, scamming, Rape or any other horrible act.
Even if you succeed all the info on the farms will be freely passed around via a torrent dump.
Moon has stated multiply times that he WILL do this if the site goes down, and one way or another that info will always exist, as long as one of us has that file saved.

We are not the ones committing crimes, you are and it will come back to bite you in the ass one way or another.

Long live the free internet.
(fuck you Null, little i internet for life)
 
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RFC-1149 and RFC-2549 cover this, but I'm sure the troon brigade will simply resort to shooting every pigeon they see, until there's none left to carry the message. The extinction of an entire species is less terrible than the possibility that one of those pigeons might be carrying a deadly payload of words.

"The year is 2030. The great Pigeon purge is almost complete. Urban environments are completely devoid of all birdlife. In the countryside a secret underground railroad struggle to save the last dwindling numbers of avian freedom fighters. This is their story. . ."

"We're losing him!" The surgeon shouts desperately
With his last act the brave dove raises its one remaining claw shakily, handing a bloodied scroll to Űberkommandant Jersh. He unfolds it and reads with a single tear rolling down his cheek.
"Men. . .his last message was this: Kiwifarms never dies. Lucas is a dickless freak and Patrick Tomlinson is Fat and I would not have sex with him. Message ends."
The gathered farmers bow their heads to the floor and in one last act of silent solidarity all say as one "Lol"
 
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Thank you for every thing you have done to keep free speech on the internet alive, Greatfeeder Jersh. The one true chaos god. I miss the old days of talking shit on forums, and you've done a phenomenal job of making this shit hole feel just like that. Whether the site remains or disappears -- you will always have my respect and support.
 
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