I have an inactive thread about me here, and it's on the first page when you Google my name. What kind of jobs can I expect to be able to be hired at?

I could be wrong but I’m pretty certain most jobs that do background checks don’t even know what Kiwifarms is. Any media job that’s liberal-offended-oriented may take your thread as a sign that you’ve been bullied/wronged, not necessarily that you’re wrong, because most people who are aware of the farms view it as the meanie Nazi site where people literally kill beautiful trans womyn for breakfast. As long as your name doesn’t pop up next to “pedophile, furry, rapist, criminal, etc.” I doubt the average technically illiterate boomer hiring will understand or care.

Or just suck cocks, they definitely won’t care. :tomgirl:
 
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Lmfao you don’t become an adult lolcow without being a mentally ill autistic clown 🤡 Private/personal lolcows don’t float for shit here, so it’s not like you were one persons high school bully, you likely took a shit in public by embarrassing yourself for a crowd & yeah that shit WILL follow you, try committing an even worse atrocity so your lolcow shit gets buried under your killcount.
 
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As cool as zoomer kids want to be, the reality is no one cares. No one is going to sit and read random forums filled with obsessive autistics reposting every tweet you've ever sent with a magnifying glass "she used the banana emoji, this could represent that her uncle molested her one time in 1986 after a coke binge and this is what triggered her secret cannibalism". This site is only important to other weirdos and fags on the internet, which is crucial because weirdos and fags are the ones who depend on the internet. However if you finally choose to step off the internet and have a life....no one cares lol

Unfortunately by posting this topic you're likely said internet weirdo so, oof too late bud
 
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I mean if you can, legally go through the process of a name change. Also it depends, some small town local jobs probably will not check Google for your name. However more significant brands might (all up to chance) will run your name through search engines and other data collecting programs.
 
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Literally just ignore it. You don't want to work for faggots who would pry into your personal life anyways. Background checks are mainly designed to filter out criminals. Those services will not report your thread here unless it contains evidence of you breaking the law in a way that's relevant to your potential employer and their interests.
 
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Go find a restaurant that really needs a dishwasher. This is not a joke suggestion or an insult. If you walk in and say you're ready to start tomorrow they will never do a background check. Same goes for manufacturing or probably any companies that operate 24 hours a day.
Basically, you just have to find any job that needs a warm body more than they care about white collar shit like company reputation, etc. Do a good job there and you'll leave with enough positive references that the Google stuff might not matter as much to future employers. Bonus points if you can get promoted, even if it is a humble job title. Good luck.
Edit: also you fucked up lmaoooo
 
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