I know 386 Pokémon and cannot forget them no matter how hard I try.

[Epic Fail Man]

Life is full of important things, and Pokémon is not one of them.

Til this day as an adult I would see a Pokémon and my head will be like: Milktank, Swallot, Gligar. Like how the fuck do I know all these names. I would scan through the list of Pokémon from the first 3 games and know ALL of them, all 386 of them.

I don't know how I feel having all this useless information in my head when it could be filled with useful stuff like quantum physics.

How can I replace this useless info with important stuff?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Do you know so much that you reach a point that you can write down the 386 Pokemon correctly (or at least mostly correct) on a piece of paper in order according to the National Pokedex without looking, or just when you look at any Pokemon you can recognise it along with its name?

I can write down all their names.

 

[Pruto]

I can write down all their names.

Do you know/remember who Maractus is?
Or are you a pleb?

 

[draggs]

1. Pick up hammer
2. Turn it so the claw is facing your head
3. You know what to do

Get that information outta there, do a manual format on yer brains

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Do you know/remember who Maractus is?
Or are you a pleb?

I don't know any of the new ones no.

 

[Pruto]

I don't know any of the new ones no.

"new ones"

 

[Epic Fail Man]

"new ones"

Spoiler

 

[Pruto]

Spoiler

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That would suit you better as a pfp

 

[Epic Fail Man]

That would suit you better as a pfp

Null wont let me. If he did I would have big Penis Grogunk as my pfp.

 

[Pruto]

Null wont let me. If he did I would have big Penis Grogunk as my pfp.

Just censor the coks a lil bit more.

 

[RageCageChamp19]

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Play the guitar damnit it's good for you

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Play the guitar damnit it's good for you

I already do.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sing every Pokemon's name while playing guitar.

 

[An Account]

Have you tried heavy drinking yet?

 

[seri0us]

You have almost infinite space for useless informaiton in your brain, don't worry.

And whatever you learn, it's all stupid shit you probably don't get to take with you after you die anyway.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Remember that the brain is not like a HDD or SSD, you can't "fill" it up to capacity.

Now, if you still want to forget this information, I can suggest something, but you can't just substitute in new information, and I can't guarantee whatever else you won't forget in the process. It will probably work, and most likely won't cause any permanent neurophysiological damage. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone with a personal or family history of pronounced mental illness, same with renal issues.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Only 251 are important, banish the rest by acknowledging that they're gay.

 

[The Marauder]

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Why the fuck did you trick me into watching a Smosh video