I like cops because....

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They got all the cool guns and tanks:

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I like cops because most of them aren't Commercial Vehicle Enforcement. Every person that complains about law enforcement becoming about revenue generators should get a stack of tickets from a bitchy CVE officer. The best CVE interaction I've had was getting pulled over 2 miles from the state border and waiting 2 hours for the boomer CVE officer to beat his printer into submission so he could print his written warning.
 
Not gonna lie, I hate the police- And I'm not even a criminal. (Or black for that matter.) It seems that their primary task this day in age is revenue collection. And no, they are not racist about who they collect that revenue from. It doesn't help that the vast majority of cops that I have personally met tend to be power-tripping assholes.

I will never in my life forget the time I had the misfortune of traveling through the middle of butt-fuck nowhere with a (newly) busted headlight at night... I was pulled over for it once, fair enough. I then *immediately* proceeded to the nearest Walmart (the only place even remotely nearby that was still open at this time of night) to get a replacement. Seeing as how I was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, this was a 10+ minute drive. I shit you not, I was pulled over no fewer than 7 additional times by horrendously thirsty "butt-fuck nowhere" policemen trying to earn just a little bit more revenue. (I showed them all the original citation I got, and they all backed off because they legally had to... but I digress) I still ended up having to pay a fine of at least $100 just because I had the misfortune of driving through butt-fuck nowhere when one of my headlights burnt out. N.W.A. was correct, Fuck the Police.
 
I like that they shoot niggers and send a lot of them to prison. I mean. that's always a plus. I think if you see a nigger in your neighborhood to call the cops so they can arrest someone who most likely has warrants out for their arrests. Or just shoot one and say you're the neighborhood watch.
 
I like cops because they must be compensating for something with those guns, and that makes me feel longer
 
They're good and bad, but with a few you have to be guarded as some seem to be fishing for a pretext to give a ticket.
 
I generally like cops but, I get mildly irritated when they circle the wagons around a dirt-bag cop. Things like the Daniel Shaver shooting piss me off but, at the same time George Floyd was just some dirt-bag who OD'ed on fentanyl, which half this country doesn't seem to understand. The cops got railroaded for some dumb-ass nigger who took too many pills.
 
I like the fat ones because they make me laugh when they're chasing a runaway
 
Meat Target said:
I appreciate that cops are society's tard-wranglers. The more bodycam footage I watch, the more I realize that they have patience and people skills that I do not.
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It's not exactly people skills to treat someone like a child. Sure, deesculating a situation takes finesse but more often than not they are just talking to the same homeless crackheads.
 
I "like" them because ACABfags can be the most annoying fucking people ever and I don't wanna be on the same line as them.
 
I like the fact that they wear uniforms so you can immediately tell by their uniform that this individual is a useless parasite who contributes nothing to society. Oh and they occasionally shoot minorities or each other.
 
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