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My one criticism of your care package: not enough human feces in it.
I made a package for Chris!
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I bow before you JULAY, you beautiful generator of content you
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This reminds me of when my friend's cat got too fat and they bought this bowl that made the cat get each kibble piece out of a maze.
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The difference is that the cat could learn more quickly.
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So in light of Fatty's begging on Facebook, my heart grew three sizes, and I decided to make him a package! I went to Walmart and got some giftcards for him... There are three that I got specifically with Chris in mind:
Just so he knows that we care!
In honor of Cole's recent nuptials, since Chris was obviously so appreciative of his brother's new found happiness...
This one is self-explanatory.
Anyway, I got him five altogether! Here they are!
So, naturally, I couldn't just glue them all together like some sort of caveman (who had access to glue), so I did the only sensible thing, and put them in a box:
But then I got to thinking, no, this box might not do, it's awful small, and there's nowhere to write his address! So, the next thing I did was this:
But I still couldn't write his address on it! So I kept looking for a good solution...
Hmm, that might work! Let's see what it looks like closed up.
Oh no! That won't do, that won't do at all! Back to the drawing board...
Ah, yes, this might be just the thing that I... Rats, foiled again!
Ah, now we're getting somewhere!
Nice! I can write the address and everything! Hmm... Doesn't look too tidy with those ripped labels and all... Better find a better one.
Much better! I think this ought to do the trick quite nicely! Although, I didn't really use any protective packing material, so...
There we are! Yes, that should do the trick! I feel confident that my package is in good shape now!
OK, got her all sealed up, ready to go, just need to put the address on and off to the post office it is!
OK, signed, sealed, just needs delivered! Off you go, package! Hope that you get there in one piece!
The classic infinite box gag. I love it!
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I kinda wonder how often he gets letters or packages sent to him? I'm pretty sure that during the high times of Christory his mailbox must have been overflowing with stuff.
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Will his greed win out over his laziness? Will he bother opening all the boxes?
I think so.
I think so.
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Can we move this somewhere Chris won't look? I really want him to surprised regarding this generous gift which may be difficult considering he looks at this forum and I'm sure the thread title will get his interest. It's funner when gift cards with such a high amount are kept secret so he can be blindsided by how much a person cares about him.
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Something tells me that he will get tired after opening the first two boxes and then throw the rest into the newborn horde.
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so a bunch of box come to his hous And later hewill be leaving his house in a box aka a COffin wen he gets gunned down by my Boy markstrom
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So, aren't we suppose to tell OP that he's being a ween tryhard a-log or some bullshit? I mean that's usually what happens when people try shit like this.
Personally though I don't give a damn. It's your dollar OP. Spend it how you want.
Personally though I don't give a damn. It's your dollar OP. Spend it how you want.
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To be honest, I think it's better to give Chris nothing. Okay that may sound harsh but he puts his feelings into any object; especially if its made from plastic. If we don't give him anything, at least it will help him find the real meaning of happiness which is from himself and not from another object. If we just keep giving him stuff, we're just enabling his greed. Even if its cheap worthless plastic, to him its like money. Sure I may sound like a dick but that's just my opinion on this.
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Even if this is a gag, I still think it will encourage this behavior (i.e. begging). Having the package be a joke will only make him believe he's a victim and will result in him asking for more cards and toys.
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To Chris, the real meaning of happiness is being able to get whatever piece of garbage he wants at the moment. Chris' happiness will always be about obtaining material goods. To him there's nothing beyond that.
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2) How did null learned the hard way by sharing it?
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