I made a package for Chris!

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Coldgrip said:
So, aren't we suppose to tell OP that he's being a ween tryhard a-log or some bullshit? I mean that's usually what happens when people try shit like this.
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This isn't weening or even trolling though.

This is Environmental Enrichment.

It's no different from the way zoos give their lions and bears and whatnot treats frozen into blocks of ice or hidden in tree stumps or buried under rocks to reward them for making an effort. It's good for the animals and good for the audience.

The only problem I see with this plan is the high probability the box will go straight from the porch at 14BLC into the dumpster if the cleanout crew is still working there and finds it.

Edit: So Chris better be sure to jog over there bright and early every morning to make certain he gets it before they (or any greedy firemen that might be in the area) do.
 
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I think the hardest part is that if JULAY drops the package off and is spotted by the cleanup crew, they may ask him about the package. Guessing he'll tell them its for Chris. That or he'll just ship it there when the cleanup crew aren't there. I'm not going to ask JULAY to post his plans here on those scenarios though. But hopefully, Chris gets his package either way. Or so that's the plan behind this.
 
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Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
I think the hardest part is that if JULAY drops the package off and is spotted by the cleanup crew, they may ask him about the package. Guessing he'll tell them its for Chris. That or he'll just ship it there when the cleanup crew aren't there. I'm not going to ask JULAY to post his plans here on those scenarios though. But hopefully, Chris gets his package either way. Or so that's the plan behind this.
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The postal service forwards anything addressed to his old house to his rental home. He'll get it.

MrTroll said:
I say we all mail Chris hundreds of used up/blank gift cards, that way he'll get so tired of checking them all that he'll throw out any ones that actually have money on them.
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If anyone can get ahold of a ton of spent gift cards then they should do this. I've said this before but if any rational person were to receive tons of gift cards and a handful of them turned out to be empty then they'd just write it off as a small prank. Chris? Nah. He'd probably try every single card. If we sent him 100 Gamestop gift cards each with one cent on them he'd probably use every single one just to get a dollar off a purchase so he could smugly say "Thanks trolls". It's the type of shit that would be a friendly prank to anyone else but with Chris his greed would just make him look stupid at his local Gamestop. I wonder how many dead cards Chris would insist they scan before they think Chris is some asshole just trying to waste their time. That or he spends a night and a better part of a day checking each card balance on his iphone.
 
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I hate to say it but this is really dumb. It isn't like he doesn't have an infinite amount of hours to open boxes. The minimum amount you can put on a Walmart gift card is 10 dollars so he is getting at least 50 dollars. 50 dollars plus whatever you spent to ship a large package to him which is probably a fair amount of money.
 
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Sonitistic said:
I hate to say it but this is really dumb. It isn't like he doesn't have an infinite amount of hours to open boxes. The minimum amount you can put on a Walmart gift card is 10 dollars so he is getting at least 50 dollars. 50 dollars plus whatever you spent to ship a large package to him which is probably a fair amount of money.
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Maybe he spent 49 dollars from each card and there's only one dollar left? Maybe he genuinely wanted to toss Chris a tenner for all the laughs?
It's just some silly fun to entertain the forums.
 
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Sonitistic said:
I hate to say it but this is really dumb. It isn't like he doesn't have an infinite amount of hours to open boxes. The minimum amount you can put on a Walmart gift card is 10 dollars so he is getting at least 50 dollars. 50 dollars plus whatever you spent to ship a large package to him which is probably a fair amount of money.
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Gift cards need to be activated at the cashier in order for it to work.
But there is absolutely NO WAY IN HELL you can buy an inactivated card.

Fatty brother is watching
 
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I'm really interested to see if Chris can make it through all the boxes without giving up. My personal bet is if he's really determined, he'll get to maybe the beans box before shoving the whole mess in some corner.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Please tell me the cards are for $0.01 apiece.
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Yeah. Just throw the $0.01 gift cards in front of him and tell him Sonic is dead.

Alec Benson Leary said:
Well it's good that if you sent him actual money on those cards, he at least has to work a little to get to it.
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I wonder if he starts getting flashbacks while opening the boxes to selling Cutco knives and giving good, courteous Donald Duck voices at Wendy's.

Coldgrip said:
So, aren't we suppose to tell OP that he's being a ween tryhard a-log or some bullshit? I mean that's usually what happens when people try shit like this.
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No, because this is kind creative and funny etc., and therefore neither ween, tryhard, nor A-Logg. (Especially if there is some money on those cards.) Or, at the least, it's on the bubble.

Tavern Explorer said:
I'm really interested to see if Chris can make it through all the boxes without giving up. My personal bet is if he's really determined, he'll get to maybe the beans box before shoving the whole mess in some corner.
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Chris will put effort into some things. Like he'll write out entire long diatribes on his PSP and stuff. He's lazy on most things, but if he thinks there might be something worthwhile (e.g. vidya or McDonalds-related) (and he is pretty desperate right now) he'll keep opening boxes.
 
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If the guys reconstructing 14BC don't throw it away first, I bet Chris is just gonna take one good look at the Panini Maker before throwing it into whatever pile he's made at the rental house. How do you know he's gonna even bother opening the thing?
 
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BRICKS Wangler said:
so a bunch of box come to his hous And later hewill be leaving his house in a box aka a COffin wen he gets gunned down by my Boy markstrom
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Dude, are you Chris or just drunk?

Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
To be honest, I think it's better to give Chris nothing. Okay that may sound harsh but he puts his feelings into any object; especially if its made from plastic. If we don't give him anything, at least it will help him find the real meaning of happiness which is from himself and not from another object. If we just keep giving him stuff, we're just enabling his greed. Even if its cheap worthless plastic, to him its like money. Sure I may sound like a dick but that's just my opinion on this.
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You're right, but Chris is... Chris because he was enabled to dodge stress. Like a dog, Chris can at least learn to associate work with pleasure. Fetch the ball, doggy. It's possible that he can learn that all the stuff he likes in life, he'll have to work for. He just was given the alternative option. I'd love for Chris to be forced to get a job, and have to drag his greasy ass to that job, every day.

Of course, just one little russian doll trick won't have much of an impact either way, so I would say that if you get a laugh out of it, you're not doing much to Chris either way, so, go for it.

Personally, I found this amusing.
 
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Segue said:
If the guys reconstructing 14BC don't throw it away first, I bet Chris is just gonna take one good look at the Panini Maker before throwing it into whatever pile he's made at the rental house. How do you know he's gonna even bother opening the thing?
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Faith.
 
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Chris is probably going to be kind of annoyed by this. But Barb will be very happy.
"Chrisshun, tell your friends to send MORE BOXES :snorlax:"
 
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