I Met Chris Chan Today

[Stuff and Things]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for you, PCA, more for my own curiosity. Was Chris on your mind when you were in that area? Did you specifically go into a McDonalds because you knew Chris frequented them and thought you might chance an encounter? It almost sounds like you did and lucked out, which is totally fine because if I were in the area and hungry, I'd probably go somewhere I knew Chris went, too.

Chris did not even cross my mind when I decided to stop in Charlottesville to eat. I just saw this particular McDonald's first and I really wanted a cheeseburger. I guess God Bear just happened to smile upon me.

I swear, your profile pic fits perfectly with that happening.

 

[A-№1]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Maybe because the star of Grizzly Man was eaten by the very bears he was filming.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Maybe because the star of Grizzly Man was eaten by the very bears he was filming.

Chris wouldn't eat a ween kid. Too healthy and natural

 

[NegaCWC]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for PCA: What was Chris eating?

 

[exball]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for PCA: What was Chris eating?

 

[A-№1]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Maybe because the star of Grizzly Man was eaten by the very bears he was filming.

Chris wouldn't eat a ween kid. Too healthy and natural

The hoard would.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for PCA: What was Chris eating?

I believe PCA said that he was done eating by the time he came in.

 

[Thetan]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Maybe because the star of Grizzly Man was eaten by the very bears he was filming.

Chris wouldn't eat a ween kid. Too healthy and natural

And too quick for fatty to catch.

 

[CatParty]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for PCA: What was Chris eating?

I believe PCA said that he was done eating by the time he came in.

We assume. I don't think PCA can either confirm or deny that Chris was eating the napkins he had strewn about the table.

 

[Thetan]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Oh honey, no one wants to see that.

But.. but... its for science!

I imagine that the mating ritual would look something like this - without the water maze.

[youtube]iUJFFUdKZdU[/youtube]

 

[Very Honest Content]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So, PCA gets his own CWCki entry if his photo goes up on Facebook here shortly, right?

Talk about the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Null]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So, PCA gets his own CWCki entry if his photo goes up on Facebook here shortly, right?

Talk about the gift that keeps on giving!

Why? PCA himself isn't as important as the facebook update. Just an off-handed mention that someone recognized him from the forum would suffice.

 

[PCA]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Question for PCA: What was Chris eating?

I believe PCA said that he was done eating by the time he came in.

Correct. It appeared that Chris had been done eating for awhile and had already thrown his stuff away. When Chris left, all that was still on the table were some napkins and what looked like a streak of mustard or ketchup on the edge closest to where Chris was sitting.

 

[Fibonacci]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Chris and Barb would eat the field agent in his tent because they're starving and have been banned from every business in the county.

 

[Varis]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Chris and Barb would eat the field agent in his tent because they're starving and have been banned from every business in the county.

...and afterwards criticize the service.

 

[Zim]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

PCA, you probably fueled Chris's paranoia for the next week!

I'm sort of glad your encounter was fairly normal. It would be wierd for anyone to just have some random person come up and say they know you. I also hope this actually makes him see not everyone is out to get him. Of course as others have said, you posting here automatically makes you one of those trollin' stupids.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I think the point of taking pictures of people is more than just to post it on the internet these days (still the main purpose). It may have to do with the fact he is terrible at remembering faces so it allows a means of being able to remind himself who to avoid or be wary of. Chris may possibly be looking at PCA's photo next time he's out just to make sure he isn't being stalked.

 

[Fibonacci]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I think the point of taking pictures of people is more than just to post it on the internet these days (still the main purpose). It may have to do with the fact he is terrible at remembering faces so it allows a means of being able to remind himself who to avoid or be wary of. Chris may possibly be looking at PCA's photo next time he's out just to make sure he isn't being stalked.

The great thing about meeting Chris at McDonald's isn't shaking his hand, it's showing everyone online that I did.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Why? PCA himself isn't as important as the facebook update. Just an off-handed mention that someone recognized him from the forum would suffice.

Oh I don't know why not Nullster? There seems to be a decent precedent for people who are less important than a forum member compared to the update Chris provided as to his interactions with them on the cwcki. (Just one) Case in point;

[cwc]Hannah[/cwc]

 

[Holdek]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Did you wash your MANOS afterwards?

Anyways he probably thought you were gonna steal teh wimminz from him.

More likely his iDea case or whatever he calls it.

Anyway, it's good to get a confirmation for what Marvin has been telling us for ages: Chris isn't some beacon of filth and pestilence. No particular stink, his hair didn't stand up on its own from all the grease, just another ugly person.

Well, he does seem to have a BO problem from this story and Marvin's convention one. It just doesn't have a comical reach like we imagine. It's something you only notice when casually close to him.

IDK the way Marv described it it sounded like Chris' stench was enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.